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Not sure we want to start throwing stones in this particular greenhouse.

A sort of BOGOF thing you mean?

It looks plastic. Is this just a well done, comedy photoshop joke perhaps?

So what is this thread about then?

I would have but the OP clearly stated that they had tried this step already.

Prison is too good for him!

Does you monitor work with another computer? To rule out a duff monitor. Does your laptop connect OK to another monitor using that C connector? To rule out a problem with the laptop.

I think the occasional, surprise, long ball should be used. Once or twice in a half to keep their defenders guessing. But the key is a surprise. The keeper waving everyone forward for a goal kick and then lumping it up towards the big man, is a rubbish tactic that is just as likely to result in...

Oh, I thought she was referring to an apple she had just picked.

No, no, no. It is forbidden on NSC to express any positive opinion on Potter. Go sit on the naughty step and think about what you have done. Personally I think he is a good coach but might not be great at international football. But don't tell the Potter Patrol I said that please.

I question how the OP can possibly know what questions were asked, if indeed questions are asked. If indeed there is a heaven. Also, what is with the flashing lights over the pearly gates? Sounds a bit chavy to me.

Barco. Maximum flair

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Nah, our other players are faster now.

You are Gareth Southgate and I claim my £5!

Was it a random fan given five minutes on the pitch for a giggle?

That isn't exactly right, he simply heard "Wednesday are rubbish" and assumed they were talking about the club scene.

If we do sign him we get to repeat each other's jokes for a whole season at least. Could prove more divisive than brexit

Thank you, that is very kind.

Yes.