Zlatan

[Simster]

Just when you thought it wasn't possible to love Zlatan any more than you do already, he goes and does this:

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...imovic-elbows-chelseas-john-terry-in-the-face

 

[StonehamPark]

Total dick move by Zlatan.

Deserves a thump himself.

 

[Bladders]

I dont love him, I think he's a dick, but anybody who clouts John Terry is ok in my books.

 

[Biscuit]

Thuggery. Even if it is JT on the hard end.

 

[Mellotron]

Superb stuff. He's done that on behalf of about 40 million people.

 

[Simster]

Superb stuff. He's done that on behalf of about 40 million people.

Exactly.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Zlatan

 

[spanish flair]

Superb stuff. He's done that on behalf of about 40 million people.

Looks like he has been taking lessons from Jedinak, very similar to Jedinaks attack on the West Ham forward, who's name I can't remember.

 

[Easy 10]

I’ve just picked up his book “I Am Zlatan”. The first chapter is about his falling out with Guardiola at Barca after he was played out of position to accommodate Messi, and then dropped. So far, it’s has these pearlers…

“I started off the season brilliantly. I scored one goal after another. We won the UEFA Supercup, I was amazing. I dominated on the pitch”

“I was still awesome on the pitch, it just wasn’t as much fun any more”

“The Rosengard lads wanted to come down and smash the place up, and of course that was nice of them, but it didn’t really seem like the right strategy under the circumstances”

“I had injured a calf muscle. Normally the managers are worried about a thing like that. An injured Zlatan is a proper serious thing for any team”

marvellous.

It’s reading almost like a parody.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I’ve just picked up his book “I Am Zlatan”. The first chapter is about his falling out with Guardiola at Barca after he was played out of position to accommodate Messi, and then dropped. So far, it’s has these pearlers…

“I started off the season brilliantly. I scored one goal after another. We won the UEFA Supercup, I was amazing. I dominated on the pitch”

“I was still awesome on the pitch, it just wasn’t as much fun any more”

“The Rosengard lads wanted to come down and smash the place up, and of course that was nice of them, but it didn’t really seem like the right strategy under the circumstances”

“I had injured a calf muscle. Normally the managers are worried about a thing like that. An injured Zlatan is a proper serious thing for any team”

marvellous.

It’s reading almost like a parody.

Love that book, its a HOOT

 

[glasfryn]

whatever you say about Terry he does not roll round on the ground like a big girl

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

whatever you say about Terry he does not roll round on the ground like a big girl

This. Just a cowards challenge, from an overrated pr!ck.

 

[leigull]

whatever you say about Terry he does not roll round on the ground like a big girl

More fool him when you consider Chelsea's physio.

 

[El Presidente]

I’ve just picked up his book “I Am Zlatan”. The first chapter is about his falling out with Guardiola at Barca after he was played out of position to accommodate Messi, and then dropped. So far, it’s has these pearlers…

“I started off the season brilliantly. I scored one goal after another. We won the UEFA Supercup, I was amazing. I dominated on the pitch”

“I was still awesome on the pitch, it just wasn’t as much fun any more”

“The Rosengard lads wanted to come down and smash the place up, and of course that was nice of them, but it didn’t really seem like the right strategy under the circumstances”

“I had injured a calf muscle. Normally the managers are worried about a thing like that. An injured Zlatan is a proper serious thing for any team”

marvellous.

It’s reading almost like a parody.

If Alan Partridge was a footballer, this is how his autobiography would read.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

More fool him when you consider Chelsea's physio.

Agreed, just surprising they don't have more groin strains.

 

[Billy the Fish]

If Zlatan was English and called Dave Smith everyone would HATE him, just like they hate John Terry.

 

[Easy 10]

If Alan Partridge was a footballer, this is how his autobiography would read.

Its exactly that. The more I'm reading, the more I'm wondering whether he's actually serious.

"You've brought a Ferrari, and you're driving me like a Fiat"

 

[Stoichkov]

I can't remember if its in the book but one of his quotes I love is "When a Zlatan leaves, you're losing a great"

 

[El Presidente]

If Zlatan was English and called Dave Smith everyone would HATE him, just like they hate John Terry.

Never. Zlatan isn't a casual racist who makes money on the side from showing people around his team's football ground and knocks off his mates ex. Or if he did do the latter, it would be whilst the mate was WATCHING.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Shirley, a clash of heads with 50 stitches spread between them would have been the ideal outcome