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Zamora
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Wardy
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GUNTER said:Played for West Ham first team on Sat vs QPR (whole game up front with Rebrov). Branded "ineffective" by at least 2 of the Sunday papers.
Zammo, come back to the Albion - we understand. You need a loan spell to restore your confidence!
We cannot afford him
Zamora coming back on a loan spell is like Sex with the Ex:
You're upset, lonely and not getting very far, then the Ex appears from nowhere and you go for a quick shag...but you wake up in the morning and think "Why?!". Then she says "come back to me permanently" and you say "no....I cant....it just would'nt be right, I'm sorry for using you". You then go back to where you came from and get over the past and look to the future by trying hardy not to be so lonely as to fall into the dreaded Sex with the Ex trap for a second time.
We've all been there...we all know it aint pretty!
You're upset, lonely and not getting very far, then the Ex appears from nowhere and you go for a quick shag...but you wake up in the morning and think "Why?!". Then she says "come back to me permanently" and you say "no....I cant....it just would'nt be right, I'm sorry for using you". You then go back to where you came from and get over the past and look to the future by trying hardy not to be so lonely as to fall into the dreaded Sex with the Ex trap for a second time.
We've all been there...we all know it aint pretty!
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Look, even if they loaned him for a month as a confidence restorer, it could help us put a few valuable points in the bag.
I am sure WHU would help subsidise his loan, after all, that what Spurs have done for them with Callum Davenport. It would be a great benefit if he went back with a few games and possibly goals under his belt.
I am sure WHU would help subsidise his loan, after all, that what Spurs have done for them with Callum Davenport. It would be a great benefit if he went back with a few games and possibly goals under his belt.
CrabtreeBHA said:
Though it worked when the ex was Fozzie, Peter Ward and Johnny Byrne
Uncle Spielberg
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Crabtree that is a superb comparison !. Excellent posting.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
CrabtreeBHA said:
So the Albion would be the desperate SLAGS of the division, offering themselves to one of their ex's in a desperate attempt to have him again. Maybe Bobby could get the Albion PREGNANT, and then he'd be trapped with us forever.
Easy 10 said:
So the Albion would be the desperate SLAGS of the division, offering themselves to one of their ex's in a desperate attempt to have him again. Maybe Bobby could get the Albion PREGNANT, and then he'd be trapped with us forever.
I think Lush's thong is a quiver at the thought already
Wardy
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GUNTER said:
If that was true, the other question is would he want to come back? Would he see it as a step backwards? I know we are in the same division but we are two very differnt teams.
perth seagull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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Would Alan Pardew want to release Bobby? West Ham need him because they can't play the ageing Sheringham all the time.
saafend_seagull
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i think cardiff want him.
Marshy
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come back bobby
Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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Zamora played up front with Harewood, who incidentally makes Jermain Defoe look unselfish. Ukrainian international striker Sergei Rebrov played left midfield. Yeah, I know. Speak to Pardew.
Bwian
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- Jul 14, 2003
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Marshy said:
No thanks...
His mind was elsewhere when we needed it to be 100% focused on the Albion. I know he did a great job for us but he then thought he was bigger than the club-which he clearly isn't. Blame Glenda and BZ's agent for most of that in fairness to Zamora-nonetheless, he stopped playing for us three months before his last game and I didn't like that. Especially as it was the Albion who gave him his chance-Brizzle Rovers were happy for him to play in their reserves or out on loan to Bath City ffs!
Sorry all of you BZ fans-I wouldn't want to see him back... We've moved on.
Superseagull
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- Jul 8, 2003
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I reckon when Mickey Adams gets himself a new club he will try and sign Zamora either on loan or permenant.
Marshy
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I disagree Bwain, i think hes still a very talented player with a lot to offer.
Sure he wasnt performing at his best those last few months, but a lot of that has to do with his agent etc as you said, I think a 3 month loan deal with us would be acceptable to both parties.
Sure he wasnt performing at his best those last few months, but a lot of that has to do with his agent etc as you said, I think a 3 month loan deal with us would be acceptable to both parties.
doesnt help pardew hates us
Skintagain 1983
And Smith Did Score!
Well done Bob on yesterdays performance...
BensGrandad
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I was told, and it is only a rumour, that Bobby's wage is 4 times what it was when he played for us and we offered to pay him half of what he earnt when he was with us. i.e 1/8th of his current wages and Pardew wanted a minimum of 50% of his wages paid by us to even consider a loan. i.e double what he earnt whilst with us.