Bevendean Hillbilly
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Its a bit like a girlfriend you once loved leaving you and going off to get f***ed all ways up by a load of people you hate who then comes crawling back when her beauty is fading and her boobs are all saggy and expecting you to throw back the old duvet for her.
Her: "But I always loved you, even when Danny Murphy and me were giving it 6-nil"
You: "Yes my darling, I will overlook the fact that your fanny has gone all saggy and you obviously think I am not as good looking as Berbatov or Tevez..but I love you...smooooocch.."
Her: "But I always loved you, even when Danny Murphy and me were giving it 6-nil"
You: "Yes my darling, I will overlook the fact that your fanny has gone all saggy and you obviously think I am not as good looking as Berbatov or Tevez..but I love you...smooooocch.."