brightonrock
Dodgy Hamstrings
- Jan 1, 2008
- 2,482
It baffles me that people rate Barton (a) as a footballer, and (b) as a human being. He's not funny, he's not clever, he's a thick as pigsh!t little thug who's somehow conned people into thinking he's some misunderstood genius. In 2012 he had the worst pass completion rate in the premier league. That year he said he should be playing for England. This year he's largely strolled around making sweet FA effort and pinging 60 yard diags into touch, then makes a point of dragging his teammates over to the travelling fans to applaud them and later apologise for the performance on twitter. People mistake it for decency or honesty when in fact he's making a mint out of being a sh!t footballer with sh!t hair and he's laughing his way to the bank. The day he came anywhere near my football club is the day I jack it in for good. He's scum.
(And Zamora's a legend but there's not a hope in hell.)
(And Zamora's a legend but there's not a hope in hell.)