[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

[Gwylan]

Not an ensuite. Not with a wall dividing it. Not even a glass screen. I've no idea how open minded Mrs Noades was (or indeed how free spirited Mrs Zaha is- assuming there is one) but what the HELL? It's a luxury house, not a prison cell: who wants to watch their partner going for a crap at 3am??

I've stayed in a hotel like that in Amsterdam: there was no screen around the shower either. It was a business trip so I was on my own but I did think it was a strange bit of room design - not everyone who shares a room is in a couple.

Perhaps Mr T had visited that hotel and liked the idea ...

 

[MTSeagulls]

Probably some fancy sliding-door arrangement that appears from the wall........??

I like the special ‘diving bath’. [emoji23][emoji23]

I could be wrong but if you look at the ceiling above the toilet area there appears to be a green tint that might suggest an angled glass door.
Either way the can of air freshener on the floor is an obvious necessity.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I could be wrong but if you look at the ceiling above the toilet area there appears to be a green tint that might suggest an angled glass door.
Either way the can of air freshener on the floor is an obvious necessity.

Just what you want: the aroma of Swiss Mountain Pine wafting around your bedroom late at night.

You couldn't really even give it the old "I'd give it five minutes if I were you, love" with that set up, could you?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Just what you want: the aroma of Swiss Mountain Pine wafting around your bedroom late at night.

You couldn't really even give it the old "I'd give it five minutes if I were you, love" with that set up, could you?

As part of my honeymoon quite a number of years ago we stayed in a hotel in Rye ..the en-suite toilet was not quite as advertised...being in a corner of the room with a curtain around it..not quite as romantic as i envisaged

 

[father_and_son]

Irrelevant. Leeds have tons of cash and can sign whoever they want.

Don't players have to bid and the one who pays the post gets the honour of becoming a Leeds player?

 

[FatSuperman]

I could be wrong but if you look at the ceiling above the toilet area there appears to be a green tint that might suggest an angled glass door.
Either way the can of air freshener on the floor is an obvious necessity.

I think that’s just where the twattish estate agent has used a super wide angle lens to make the room look bigger. It’s stretched out that part of the pic. Alternatively, there might be a narrow frosted glass panel from about waist height, separating the ‘bath’ and bog. I find it odd that you’d only conceal your top half like this, but then I realised the person in the bath couldn’t see that low, given the ridiculous height of the thing.

I also enjoy the irony of having an opaque shower, so nobody can see you in there. But it’s ok for people to watch you wipe your arse

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

Groundhog Day

Groundhog day

 

[Muzzy]

Sorry, bit late to the party here, but let's click on that link again. The fourth photo down, featuring a double bedroom, has what is politely described (by the Mail!) as an "en suite" at one end.

Unless I am very much mistaken, THERE IS A TOILET IN THE BEDROOM.

Not an ensuite. Not with a wall dividing it. Not even a glass screen. I've no idea how open minded Mrs Noades was (or indeed how free spirited Mrs Zaha is- assuming there is one) but what the HELL? It's a luxury house, not a prison cell: who wants to watch their partner going for a crap at 3am??

I do understand your point, but who the hell craps at 3am in the morning?!

 

[Motogull]

Sadly for Dibley, it really looks like no club wants him. It must be time for Beaky to needlessly announce again 'he's not for sale, but he'd be very expensive if he was' to try and generate some interest.

 

[portslade seagull]

Luckily I'm 6ft 5 so that Bath if that is what it is works great for me. The vertically challenged might have big issues though

 

[lawros left foot]

Luckily I'm 6ft 5 so that Bath if that is what it is works great for me. The vertically challenged might have big issues though

I’m about a foot shorter than you, I’d drown I there.

 

[Sheebo]

Rumours circulating around that he’s thrown all his CPFC2010 training kit out his window and was seen burning it in a metal bin by neighbours. Shouting ‘No I don’t like you, even if you like me’ - Impeccable source, former CPFC99 STH.

 

[peterward]

Is it a bath? The step ladder looks a little out of place!

It's a simulation trainer. A personal gift from Luka Milivojević

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I do understand your point, but who the hell craps at 3am in the morning?!

Obviously you’ve never dined at tropical curryland.

 

[lawros left foot]

The Sun are reporting Palace have dropped their interest in Eze cos they don’t want to go above 10 mil for him.
They have expressed an interest in Deulofeu on loan from Watford.

They’re skint, aren’t they?

 

[Se20]

The Sun are reporting Palace have dropped their interest in Eze cos they don’t want to go above 10 mil for him.
They have expressed an interest in Deulofeu on loan from Watford.

They’re skint, aren’t they?

The Sun

 

[Wellesley]

The Sun

Palace.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

The Sun

Probably more reliable than your owners. How's that new stand looking?

 

[rogersix]

The Sun

are you privy to the size of your "war chest" this close season postcode boy?

with and without laughing boy please

 

[rogersix]

The Sun

oh, you've gone. bit rude, especially as you are a guest.

why did i hope for anything else?