Yes Chef
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You know it won't be long before he starts an away game in full gimp suit
[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***
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rogersix
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He just looks like a really tired and unhappy individual these days. Seems to be ageing rapidly.
Motogull
Todd Warrior
- Sep 16, 2005
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Rivalries aside, Zaha is genuinely a bit weird isn't he
I'm minded to back off with the banter because, without being patronising, it wouldn't surprise me if he had some sort of mental heath issue. The basket case window licking diving victim kunnt.
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blue-shifted
Banned
Looks a little roomy. Does anyone know if they have one in a small?
Thanks in advance
Taybha
Whalewhine
What a Dumbo
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Sheebo
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- Jul 13, 2003
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Then there's this...
I assume this is photoshopped? If not WHAT THE ACTUAL ****?! And how embarrassed much the franchise followed be - is this new?! So many questions!
Seems to be from 5 years ago at least as he is called Man U's Zaha in the article. Presumably hoping to earn enough from the endorsement to buy the car United never gave him.
https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/5/6/5687858/protect-your-junk
Mr Putdown
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Used?? WTF.
Yes Chef
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I saw Athletic Pubalgia in the UEFA Cup once
It's that time of year again chaps:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...ystal-Palace-star-deserves-new-challenge.html
Wilfried Zaha's agent hints at January move for Crystal Palace star after summer switch to Arsenal fell through: 'He deserves a new challenge and a top club'
Wilfried Zaha's agent has stoked the flames of a potential January move for the Crystal Palace star after saying he 'deserves a new challenge'.
Zaha wanted to leave Palace in the summer and move to a Champions League club but was forced to stay put at Selhurst Park.
Everton and Arsenal led the chase for Zaha in the summer but neither could meet Palace's demands.
After a slow start Zaha has found his flippers in recent weeks with Palace now sitting in the top half of the table.
His agent, Federico Pastorello, believes the Ivory Coast international could feature in a busy window next month.
'I think he really deserves a new challenge and a top club, because he is really a top player,' Pastorello told Sky Sports News.
'It is surprising me because I read about a possible move in the summer but he stayed again.
'But this season he is proving that he is very focused and concentrated, so think he could be another good opportunity in the January market. The two goals and one assist from just 15 games say it all .
Pastorello is expecting Tottenham, Manchester United and Chelsea to be heavily involved in the transfer window.
'There have been a lot of changes in the Premier League in terms of managers', he said.
'Sometimes when you do that you need to face his needs tactically. So expect maybe Tottenham being a bit more protagonist in the market, maybe Manchester United too.
'Let's see what happens in Chelsea too, because the ban is not sure. If they remove that they may need to do something. In Europe there are some clubs like Inter and AC Milan that maybe need to improve their squad.'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...ystal-Palace-star-deserves-new-challenge.html
Wilfried Zaha's agent hints at January move for Crystal Palace star after summer switch to Arsenal fell through: 'He deserves a new challenge and a top club'
Wilfried Zaha's agent has stoked the flames of a potential January move for the Crystal Palace star after saying he 'deserves a new challenge'.
Zaha wanted to leave Palace in the summer and move to a Champions League club but was forced to stay put at Selhurst Park.
Everton and Arsenal led the chase for Zaha in the summer but neither could meet Palace's demands.
After a slow start Zaha has found his flippers in recent weeks with Palace now sitting in the top half of the table.
His agent, Federico Pastorello, believes the Ivory Coast international could feature in a busy window next month.
'I think he really deserves a new challenge and a top club, because he is really a top player,' Pastorello told Sky Sports News.
'It is surprising me because I read about a possible move in the summer but he stayed again.
'But this season he is proving that he is very focused and concentrated, so think he could be another good opportunity in the January market. The two goals and one assist from just 15 games say it all .
Pastorello is expecting Tottenham, Manchester United and Chelsea to be heavily involved in the transfer window.
'There have been a lot of changes in the Premier League in terms of managers', he said.
'Sometimes when you do that you need to face his needs tactically. So expect maybe Tottenham being a bit more protagonist in the market, maybe Manchester United too.
'Let's see what happens in Chelsea too, because the ban is not sure. If they remove that they may need to do something. In Europe there are some clubs like Inter and AC Milan that maybe need to improve their squad.'
AmexRuislip
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Haha being shown what happens when you dive..............
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Coldeanseagull
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If mr tumble requires a new challenge, he could try staying upright and not be such a knob. however, once an eagle, always a knob
For goodness sake, Zaha. You're not 'locked up'. You signed a contract! It's great that you're reflecting on how you got there and why you're not vying for the champions league with the big boys of Europe, but give it a rest. Shame on Football Joe for indulging him in this fantasy.
That's a good thing he's doing and deserves credit for it.
Seagull kimchi
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Who is gonna buy one of those (What ever they are) when they are advertised as 'small'?
Curious Orange
Punxsatawney Phil
"The two goals and one assist from just 15 games say it all ."
Gosh, he's almost as good as Lewis Dunk. Needs to up his assists mind!
Gosh, he's almost as good as Lewis Dunk. Needs to up his assists mind!
MTSeagulls
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- Sep 18, 2019
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For goodness sake, Zaha. You're not 'locked up'. You signed a contract! It's great that you're reflecting on how you got there and why you're not vying for the champions league with the big boys of Europe, but give it a rest. Shame on Football Joe for indulging him in this fantasy.
That's a good thing he's doing and deserves credit for it.
Ha ha thought I was being whooshed until I just spotted the last line.
Yeah it's a good thing he is doing there. Please don't post anything like that again
The Express are reporting that Chelsea might be put off the staggering ‘£80m’ fee.
It might well be that Chelsea end up swapping a player or two to get this deal done.
I’m sick of Zaha being the one player that prevents us beating Palace EVERYTIME we play them. Hopefully he’ll be gone soon.
It might well be that Chelsea end up swapping a player or two to get this deal done.
I’m sick of Zaha being the one player that prevents us beating Palace EVERYTIME we play them. Hopefully he’ll be gone soon.