[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

[Sussex Nomad]

I was hoping that [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] was gonna call me out for mocking Roy's gender identification and neurological defect and call me a hypocritical kunnt but he missed that tap in. The poof.

I didn't have enough ink to type all that!

 

[Motogull]

Oh alright.

You're a very naughty boy [MENTION=3858]Motogull[/MENTION]

(will that suffice)

If that's as good as it gets, I'll take it but I expect a bit more next time.

 

[AmexRuislip]

If that's as good as it gets, I'll take it but I expect a bit more next time.

I always accept a challenge, but I've had a really good day out in London, so I don't want to spoil the mood.





























You knuckle dragging pedant

 

[bhafc99]

Guardian cranking up the old Zaha exit story engine again today…

"Never go back, they say, in a phrase that means diddly-squat in the gilded corridors of Old Trafford. Despite the £93m return of Pogba still proving to be little more than an alarming distraction for Manchester United, Ed Woodward has flipped open his chequebook and is ready to scrawl down another princely sum for a former player who left with the hump. Wilfried Zaha is the man in question and will cost a cool £70m."

Obviously not true, though, as SEGW valuations only start at £280m plus.

 

[blue-shifted]

Guardian cranking up the old Zaha exit story engine again today…

"Never go back, they say, in a phrase that means diddly-squat in the gilded corridors of Old Trafford. Despite the £93m return of Pogba still proving to be little more than an alarming distraction for Manchester United, Ed Woodward has flipped open his chequebook and is ready to scrawl down another princely sum for a former player who left with the hump. Wilfried Zaha is the man in question and will cost a cool £70m."

Obviously not true, though, as SEGW valuations only start at £280m plus.

He’s always wanted to play for Man U as it happens. He grew up supporting them

 

[Stato]

Guardian cranking up the old Zaha exit story engine again today…

"Never go back, they say, in a phrase that means diddly-squat in the gilded corridors of Old Trafford. Despite the £93m return of Pogba still proving to be little more than an alarming distraction for Manchester United, Ed Woodward has flipped open his chequebook and is ready to scrawl down another princely sum for a former player who left with the hump. Wilfried Zaha is the man in question and will cost a cool £70m."

Obviously not true, though, as SEGW valuations only start at £280m plus.

Man U obviously figured out that the only way they are ever going to get their 20% sell on is if they buy him themselves.

 

[Easy 10]

If the re-sign him, I just hope they actually remember to give him a car this time as well. He got a RIGHT old monk-on last time.

Didn't they realise he needed a large bonnet to sprawl across, making finger shapes for his twitter followers ? Disgusting treatment.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Man U obviously figured out that the only way they are ever going to get their 20% sell on is if they buy him themselves.

That's genius.

 

[Motogull]

I reckon Coleen Rooney is doing some work for ManUre to trace a blabbermouth. The thought of Dibley going back there is hysterical.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

If the re-sign him, I just hope they actually remember to give him a car this time as well. He got a RIGHT old monk-on last time.

Didn't they realise he needed a large bonnet to sprawl across, making finger shapes for his twitter followers ? Disgusting treatment.

And thanking god. Don't forget the thanking god.

(Or was that some other bloke? Tyson Fury?)

 

[Sheebo]

Have told [MENTION=23111]Dougie[/MENTION] [MENTION=25756]Se20[/MENTION] & [MENTION=28302]ThePaddy[/MENTION] about the unrest rumours for months and they’re clearly true. Didn’t believe me did you girls?! Good contacts of former followers of CP2002FC I have... I reckon his market value has dropped significantly due to his woeful performances and attitude. £20mil would be too much for Everton now (source is a plumber I know who once rented a house near Goodison and still has friends up there).

 

[Dougie]

Have told [MENTION=23111]Dougie[/MENTION] [MENTION=25756]Se20[/MENTION] & [MENTION=28302]ThePaddy[/MENTION] about the unrest rumours for months and they’re clearly true. Didn’t believe me did you girls?! Good contacts of former followers of CP2002FC I have... I reckon his market value has dropped significantly due to his woeful performances and attitude. £20mil would be too much for Everton now (source is a plumber I know who once rented a house near Goodison and still has friends up there).

 

[BNthree]

[tweet]1197873960853147648[/tweet]

He really doesn't do himself any favours does he?



https://twitter.com/wilfriedzaha/status/1197873960853147648

 

[Billy the Fish]

Rivalries aside, Zaha is genuinely a bit weird isn't he

 

[Icy Gull]

I made the mistake of putting him in my fantasy team when Palace played Chelsea thinking he might grab the chance to shine against a top club. After his dire performance I have binned him. I’m with [MENTION=457]sheebo[/MENTION] on this, his value must have plummeted since the Summer window. Been close to useless for 1/3 of the season now.

Now watch him find his form against Liverpool

 

[Easy 10]

The bloke is a real oddball.

Imagine getting upset to the point of tears by a six foot furry hornet.

 

[Palacefinder General]

Rivalries aside, Zaha is genuinely a bit weird isn't he

Lewis Hamilton-esque?

 

[Brok]

Rivalries aside, Zaha is genuinely a bit weird isn't he

Do you think so?

 

[Gazwag]

Lewis Hamilton-esque?

I was thinking more Michael Jackson

 

[Easy 10]

Then there's this...