[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

[Sheebo]

Few whispers today in the Bromley terraces that he’s desperate to go now from what I’ve hear...

 

[Brok]

Few whispers today in the Bromley terraces that he’s desperate to go now from what I’ve hear...

Oops... too late... he's gone...



...again...

 

[B.W.]

Gooners to offer more... the SEGW throws his toys out of the pram as Woy and Co play hardball... I expect...

 

[Motogull]

Iwobi laments the lack of a 'no dickheads' rule at the Arse with a 'if Dibley comes here I'm off' statement?

 

[Seagull's Return]

Oops... too late... he's gone...

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...again...

That photo... almost impossible not to sigh and say, "Oh, do get up, sonny".

Well, maybe not "sonny", might need a couple more words than that. But roll on VAR and multiple retrospective cards for the SEGW. Wherever he may be playing his sadly warped version of the beaufiful game.

 

[DavePage]

Before I commit, is the watch digital or analog? Either way it seems a tad overpriced.

 

[OzMike]

Oops... too late... he's gone...

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...again...

His favourite position when in the opposition penalty area.

 

[Hugo Rune]

So Sky Sports are reporting that Palace still value Zaha at £80m but that Arsenal are bidding again later this week.

How much will it be?

I’m going for a £43m bid. Can’t see them going higher than that.

 

[West Upper Seagull]

Reports now suggesting that Bayern Munich are now interested in him having missed out on Hudson-Odoi and Sane as a new winger (whinger) is needed since losing Robben & Ribery. Personally I think it would be great if he went to Germany so that we don’t have to see his antics in the EPL anymore !

 

[LlcoolJ]

This could be the crux of the matter. Do they have VAR in the Bundesliga next season?

 

[OzMike]

Couldn't NSC have a crowd funding page to help pay Bayern to take him.
Will not miss him falling over at all and glad never to see his wide eyed begging ever again.
He really needs to get yellow carded on his first dive of every game, so that the games is more watchable after.

 

[Dougie]

This could be the crux of the matter. Do they have VAR in the Bundesliga next season?

“ don’t mention the var ! “

 

[rogersix]

“ don’t mention the var ! “

five to seven, you sad sack

 

[schmunk]

“ don’t mention the var ! “

Palace scum and all that, but,

 

[Wellesley]

Palace scum and all that, but,

I nearly gave her a . F*** that.

 

[papajaff]

“ don’t mention the var ! “

Gets up, reaches for NSC. Himshe's day doesn't get any better.

What a stupid, sad, human being.

 

[papajaff]

Palace scum and all that, but,

And adoration like that will make sure the sad prick stays on here.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I nearly gave her a . F*** that.

Her?
He is a troll.

 

[FatSuperman]

FW are offering their advice... https://www.footballwhispers.com/bl...f-wilfred-zahas-departure-from-crystal-palace

 

[Wellesley]

Her?
He is a troll.

I'm aware of that, but in a million monkeys and a million typewriters kind of way, it was quite good.