[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

[LlcoolJ]

Apart from when he played Brighton this season. He was pretty sh!t in those matches.

He was good at falling over though, and crying. He was really good at crying. Gave his all.

 

[BNthree]

He was good at falling over though, and crying. He was really good at crying. Gave his all.

Also gave 100% when stamping on Solly March.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Also gave 100% when stamping on Solly March.

Players like March need more protection from referees when there are useless thugs just out to clatter them. I think I read that somewhere.

 

[theboybilly]

Has always given 100% for us.

He hasn't. Even when you beat us 3-2 last season he went AWOL when Chris changed things and we battered you in the second half. As for the season just gone........
And this is why he's not been at a big club (or failed in United's case) He is fast approaching 27 years of age - it's now our never.

 

[LlcoolJ]

He hasn't. Even when you beat us 3-2 last season he went AWOL when Chris changed things and we battered you in the second half. As for the season just gone........
And this is why he's not been at a big club (or failed in United's case) He is fast approaching 27 years of age - it's now our never.

It's not really now or never for the SEGW though is it. He's pocketing £1m a month from the laughing stock so he doesn't actually need to do anything.

He bottled it at Man United. He bottled it in international football. He knows he can't cut it at the highest level so he just milks the Palace tit for as much as he can get.

All the while, the goons lap it up as if he's somehow loyal when really, he's just fleecing them. Royally.

It's funny.

 

[theboybilly]

It's not really now or never for the SEGW though is it. He's pocketing £1m a month from the laughing stock so he doesn't actually need to do anything.

He bottled it at Man United. He bottled it in international football. He knows he can't cut it at the highest level so he just milks the Palace tit for as much as he can get.

All the while, the goons lap it up as if he's somehow loyal when really, he's just fleecing them. Royally.

It's funny.

This is true but if Zaha doesn't get his wish soon he never will, and his career will only be remembered (and over-hyped) in Croydon. The rest of the football world will remember him about as much as it does Vince Hillaire, Morrison or Joniesta. Surely the 'Best Player Outside of the Top Six' wants more than that

 

[Easy 10]

This is true but if Zaha doesn't get his wish soon he never will, and his career will only be remembered (and over-hyped) in Croydon. The rest of the football world will remember him about as much as it does Vince Hillaire, Morrison or Joniesta. Surely the 'Best Player Outside of the Top Six' wants more than that

Self-proclaimed 3rd best player in the world. Get it right.

 

[Chucky_78]

This thread is proper cringe. Why is Zaha more important than anything happening at Brighton?

 

[theboybilly]

This thread is proper cringe. Why is Zaha more important than anything happening at Brighton?

Who said he was?

 

[Mr Putdown]

He's pocketing £1m a month

It's funny.

Not as funny as you believing he’s “pocketing £1m a month”.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Not as funny as you believing he’s “pocketing £1m a month”.

Ok Mr Letdown. You are paying him £1m a month. Plus NI so even more cost to the club actually. Same difference sweetheart. X

 

[BNthree]

This thread is proper cringe. Why is Zaha more important than anything happening at Brighton?

Sorry didn't realise this was on the only topic being discussed on NSC today.

 

[schmunk]

Ok Mr Letdown. You are paying him £1m a month. Plus NI so even more cost to the club actually. Same difference sweetheart. X

I understood he was on about £130k/week - about half what you're suggesting. After tax and NI that's **only** about £300k/month in his skyrocket.

 

[Napper]

looking forward to him leaving the scum , can finally start enjoying some of his undoubted skill.

Can't wait until he dives against that lot though . . . . . will be cut throat gestures all over the wooden stands

 

[LlcoolJ]

I understood he was on about £130k/week - about half what you're suggesting. After tax and NI that's **only** about £300k/month in his skyrocket.

I know. [emoji476]

 

[Seasider78]

Any other clubs operating a no dickheads policy will limit his choices

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Any other clubs operating a no dickheads policy will limit his choices

Best stay where he is, they seem to welcome dickheads with open arms both on and off the pitch.

 

[Surf's Up]

A NINE figure sum

 

[dazzer6666]

This thread is proper cringe. Why is Zaha more important than anything happening at Brighton?

Shit ! What's happening ? Have I missed something ? New manager appointed ? Singed a striker ?? Bottle top ban lifted ?? Why is there no thread ??

 

[rogersix]

Could well happen, Only a couple of clubs could/would meet our valuation of him.

Maybe a deal could be done with Spurs with a couple of players coming our way plus cash.

Good luck to Wilf whatever he decides, Has always given 100% for us.

no...no he hasn't