[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

[A1X]

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What a load of ball(er)s

 

[Lady Whistledown]

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Excellent. Pretends he doesn't hear the criticism that he never turned out to be as good as they always hoped he would: inwardly it's EATING away at him.

 

[AmexRuislip]

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Looks like he is one of them US prison holding cells

 

[Motogull]

I love the (possibly inadvertent) dig at Man U there...

I know they signed him, but didn't get many minutes did he?

He's a strange person.

 

[Seagull58]

I know they signed him, but didn't get many minutes did he?

He's a strange person.

He got more minutes playing with moyes's daughter, didn't he?

 

[A mex eyecan]

I know they signed him, but didn't get many minutes did he?

He's a strange person.

a legend in his own head.

 

[nickbrighton]

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so he is saying that the mighty Palace are actually NOT a top Club then.

 

[macbeth]

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the worlds oldest teenager

 

[jimhigham]

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You’d have thought, after all the millions he’d earned, he wouldn’t be a massively insecure cock.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I know they signed him, but didn't get many minutes did he?

He's a strange person.

Made 4 appearances

 

[Han Solo]

You're, it's you're

and Have FFS YOU SWIVEL EYED GRAVITY WHORE MORON. HAVE .............. and relax

The guy is clearly running his own social medias like a normal earthbound human being. I'll take some spelling and grammar errors over the usual agency created & curated "love me & follow me"-brainwashing stuff nearly every other footballer pretends to write.

He seems a really reasonable guy, as much as that might hurt the weirdos in here following a former Palace player in his mid table MLS adventures.

Trust me, if our footballers wrote things themselves rather than hire some social media manager to make them look good, it would usually not be any wiser than what Zaha wrote.

He's a real person behaving like a real person. Credit to him.

 

[El Turi]

He kept signing lucrative new contracts while at palace rather than trying to better himself at a big club. That’s why he won’t be remembered once he’s finished.

 

[JBizzle]

The guy is clearly running his own social medias like a normal earthbound human being. I'll take some spelling and grammar errors over the usual agency created & curated "love me & follow me"-brainwashing stuff nearly every other footballer pretends to write.

He seems a really reasonable guy, as much as that might hurt the weirdos in here following a former Palace player in his mid table MLS adventures.

Trust me, if our footballers wrote things themselves rather than hire some social media manager to make them look good, it would usually not be any wiser than what Zaha wrote.

He's a real person behaving like a real person. Credit to him.

That may well be so, and you may well be right, but "credit to him"? No thanks. He's a Crystal Palace "legend" that ****ed us over multiple times on the field, scored crucial goals against us and knocked us out of the plays offs.

Writing his own instagram won't suddenly get him any credit from me. Which is me, as a real person, behaving like a real person too.

 

[Mellotron]

........it's a little bit Leon Knight, isn't it?

i.e. I'm brilliant, it's the rest of the World that's the problem.

 

[Han Solo]

That may well be so, and you may well be right, but "credit to him"? No thanks. He's a Crystal Palace "legend" that ****ed us over multiple times on the field, scored crucial goals against us and knocked us out of the plays offs.

Writing his own instagram won't suddenly get him any credit from me. Which is me, as a real person, behaving like a real person too.

Clearly a Brighton legend as well because why would anyone otherwise discuss the MLS adventures and dissecting the social media posts of a player who left a rival club years ago?

Thats something I'd imagine Tranmere Rovers fans doing with some Everton or Liverpool player. "Oh look, Steven Gerrard had a bad game in the MLS and compared to our 16th place in League Two, that is some really interesting stuff."

But this Zaha obsession..? Come on.

 

[BNthree]

The guy is clearly running his own social medias like a normal earthbound human being. I'll take some spelling and grammar errors over the usual agency created & curated "love me & follow me"-brainwashing stuff nearly every other footballer pretends to write.

He seems a really reasonable guy, as much as that might hurt the weirdos in here following a former Palace player in his mid table MLS adventures.

Trust me, if our footballers wrote things themselves rather than hire some social media manager to make them look good, it would usually not be any wiser than what Zaha wrote.

He's a real person behaving like a real person. Credit to him.

That may all be true but he's still a ****.