[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

[BNthree]

SEGW = Same Enquiry Getting Wearisome

 

[peterward]

Not sure if it's a genuine question, but the manager didn't pick him because of his attitude.

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Doesn't like sharing. Yet everyone else does, all part of the team building and bonding, but as he's 'special' he needs special treatment. Obviously the manager was wrong because they only won the AFCON.

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Got to walk out the room to call his Mrs. Terrible. But he only wants them to get better.

If he walked out the room, he'd trip over the carpet pattern in the corridor.

 

[Solid at the back]

..........FFS..........what a JCL !

What a helmet.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The decisive goal in their game last night was classic Wilf.

Last minute of added time, in need of a goal, the opposition are camped in their own half with Galatasary probing. Wilf runs past a defender a few yards outside the box, feels a touch and flops to the floor looking for a free kick. The referee* ignores him, and the oppo walk it down the other end and into the net. Game over.

*the fact it was PL ref Anthony Taylor, may or may not be relevant here - being as he'd be, well used to Wilf's habits.

 

[Hornblower]

..........FFS..........what a JCL !

I’m not a JCL - 60 years an Albion fan - and I don’t know what it means.

 

[wardy wonder land]

I’m not a JCL - 60 years an Albion fan - and I don’t know what it means.

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[Mellotron]

The decisive goal in their game last night was classic Wilf.

Last minute of added time, in need of a goal, the opposition are camped in their own half with Galatasary probing. Wilf runs past a defender a few yards outside the box, feels a touch and flops to the floor looking for a free kick. The referee* ignores him, and the oppo walk it down the other end and into the net. Game over.

*the fact it was PL ref Anthony Taylor, may or may not be relevant here - being as he'd be, well used to Wilf's habits.

It was so apt it was almost poetic.

 

[A mex eyecan]

SEGW = Same Enquiry Getting Wearisome

SEGW = Significantly Egotistical Giant Wa*ker

 

[Sheebo]

What does SEGW mean?

Just a code we made up for c.unt

 

[Baldseagull]

SEGW - Swivel eyed gravity whore won the race to be the most common term for Wilfried on NSC.
Other contenders were Bug Eyed Turf Magnet, Mr.Tumble, Wayne Dibley and ****

 

[OzMike]

I didn't know what it meant either.
Though obviously something derogative.

 

[Carlos BC]

I didn't know what it meant either.
Though obviously something derogative.

I agree with OzMike

 

[Billy the Fish]

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Got to walk out the room to call his Mrs. Terrible. But he only wants them to get better.

This can only come from a person who's never had any friends. If it wasn't him, it would actually be quite sad.

 

[Hiheidi]

 

[Wrong-Direction]

 

[Acker79]

It's amusing how they find the idea of Zaha as 'world class' to be so laughable.

 

[Motogull]

There is a case for saying those two were unprofessional there and that TNT should not have published.

On the other hand, it is the correct reaction to such a suggestion.

 

[Javeaseagull]

There is a case for saying those two were unprofessional there and that TNT should not have published.

On the other hand, it is the correct reaction to such a suggestion.

He is an oldie like me, we often get names mixed up. On here once I referred to Diego Garcia as an ex-Chelsea player! I was corrected to point out that that is the name of an archipelago in the Indian Ocean. Still can’t remember the name of the ex-Chelsea player.

 

[DavePage]

has anyone had trouble replacing a battery in a Zaha watch? Asking for a friend