[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

[pasty]

It may be cruel, but i want him to go just to see the palace fans crying like their hero.

I want to see him go as it vastly increases their relegation chances

 

[Stat Brother]

It may be cruel, but i want him to go just to see the palace fans crying like their hero.

I want to see him go as it vastly increases their relegation chances

I want to see him stay, for them to get relegated, then for Mr Tumble to prove his undying love for palace by helping them 'try' to get promoted again on £130k a week.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

It may be cruel, but i want him to go just to see the palace fans crying like their hero.

I'm sure they'll welcome him back in two years time when his latest venture into the big time fails because his new club didn't buy him a nice new car.

Interesting article below following Jurgen Klopp's praise for HaHa at the weekend, examining if he's actually any good or not. Nicely mentions how he is out scored by one of our centre backs and has a dig at their non scoring front line too.

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/wilfried-zaha-crystal-palace-borussia-dortmund-how-good

 

[rippleman]

I'm sure they'll welcome him back in two years time when his latest venture into the big time fails because his new club didn't buy him a nice new car.

Interesting article below following Jurgen Klopp's praise for HaHa at the weekend, examining if he's actually any good or not. Nicely mentions how he is out scored by one of our centre backs and has a dig at their non scoring front line too.

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/wilfried-zaha-crystal-palace-borussia-dortmund-how-good

From the article..........

He ranks joint-56th for goals and joint-60th for assists in the Premier League.

Great value for money! Quality player! Worth every penny!

 

[Stat Brother]

From the article..........

He ranks joint-56th for goals and joint-60th for assists in the Premier League.

Great value for money! Quality player! Worth every penny!

A couple of pages back I did a 'compare & contrast' post with Mr Tumble and our own Solly League One at best March.

Solly has an extra 6 or 7 statistics, from the Premier League, all pertaining to his defensive duties.
Zahahaha has nothing, not even the categories.

So not only is he not proving £130k a week worth of production in the opposition half, he isn't even venturing back into his own teams half of the pitch.

 

[Easy 10]

A couple of pages back I did a 'compare & contrast' post with Mr Tumble and our own Solly League One at best March.

Solly has an extra 6 or 7 statistics, from the Premier League, all pertaining to his defensive duties.
Zahahaha has nothing, not even the categories.

So not only is he not proving £130k a week worth of production in the opposition half, he isn't even venturing back into his own teams half of the pitch.

Thats because once they've lost the ball he's invariably on his arse, palms up, goggle-eyes swivelling at the ref with that oh-so-familiar incredulous "WTF ??" expression plastered all over his boat.

 

[A mex eyecan]

A couple of pages back I did a 'compare & contrast' post with Mr Tumble and our own Solly League One at best March.

Solly has an extra 6 or 7 statistics, from the Premier League, all pertaining to his defensive duties.
Zahahaha has nothing, not even the categories.

So not only is he not proving £130k a week worth of production in the opposition half, he isn't even venturing back into his own teams half of the pitch.

but, but he Is Zaha .. you know, that glorious superstar, that hero, that player worth gazillions whom we are just sooo envious of ...

nah, over rated, cheating, arse landing, but ref, not my fault, useless self interested twunk

 

[LlcoolJ]

I'm sure they'll welcome him back in two years time when his latest venture into the big time fails because his new club didn't buy him a nice new car.

Interesting article below following Jurgen Klopp's praise for HaHa at the weekend, examining if he's actually any good or not. Nicely mentions how he is out scored by one of our centre backs and has a dig at their non scoring front line too.

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/wilfried-zaha-crystal-palace-borussia-dortmund-how-good

That's actually a good, balanced article. Except for the fact that it completely omits to mention that he's a diving cheat and a cry baby.... and a ****.

 

[Rogero]

Palace fans are worried Mr Tumble has a 50% transfer payback to Manchester United.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Palace fans are worried Mr Tumble has a 50% transfer payback to Manchester United.

What a shame.

 

[lawros left foot]

Palace fans are worried Mr Tumble has a 50% transfer payback to Manchester United.

When I told one of the great unwashed that I had been told, at the time, by someone in football, it was 45%, i was told I didn’t know what I was talking about.
Hopefully I was wrong, and it is 50%.

 

[Sirnormangall]

This is from a Football 365 article saying Zaha is keen on the move.

https://www.football365.com/news/dortmund-prepared-to-smash-transfer-record-for-zaha

Last paragraph: Zaha only signed a new £130,000-a-week deal in the summer that keeps him at Selhurst Park until 2023 – but it is believed that he is keen to play in the Champions League again.

Did I miss something?

I think he was mis-quoted - he actually said “championSHIP again” not Champions League.

 

[Motogull]

When I told one of the great unwashed that I had been told, at the time, by someone in football, it was 45%, i was told I didn’t know what I was talking about.

Is that what you alluded to previously?

On the face of it, they got Dibley back very cheaply, but while it was good financially then it has really come back to bite Parish on the harris. Dibley is unsellable now. If the hun weren't prepared to pay £50M before, they'll not go that high now. Even if they did, how could Parish release funds to buy a replacement 'world class' winger for 55% of £50M, £27.5M? You only get a carthorse no 9 for that.

 

[jackanada]

RED CARD! Wilfried Zaha is sent off!
Zaha gets a yellow card for a tackle and follow-up bad-tempered shove on Ward-Prowse, then sarcastically applauds the referee and gets another yellow card for that! It’s two bookings in the space of 15 seconds, and he’s off!

 

[Lush]

RED CARD! Wilfried Zaha is sent off!
Zaha gets a yellow card for a tackle and follow-up bad-tempered shove on Ward-Prowse, then sarcastically applauds the referee and gets another yellow card for that! It’s two bookings in the space of 15 seconds, and he’s off!

That's cheered me up a bit.

 

[Easy 10]

All quite sniggersome. His sense of entitlement and injustice knows no bounds.

The one-man team now play Fulham at the weekend without the swivel-eyed gravity whore. They'll still weasel a result I expect, but its quite enjoyable seeing the increasing frustration and antipathy from Palace fans towards their rather precious, high-maintenance gurning grizzler.

 

[timbha]

All quite sniggersome. His sense of entitlement and injustice knows no bounds.

The one-man team now play Fulham at the weekend without the swivel-eyed gravity whore. They'll still weasel a result I expect, but its quite enjoyable seeing the increasing frustration and antipathy from Palace fans towards their rather precious, high-maintenance gurning grizzler.

You like him don’t you

 

[BensGrandad]

2 yellows but none for diving, which we wouldnt expect as he doesnt dive says Roy.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

All quite sniggersome. His sense of entitlement and injustice knows no bounds.

The one-man team now play Fulham at the weekend without the swivel-eyed gravity whore. They'll still weasel a result I expect, but its quite enjoyable seeing the increasing frustration and antipathy from Palace fans towards their rather precious, high-maintenance gurning grizzler.

Succinct, eloquent and delightful prose.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

All I can see in my mind is two gaping eyes like he's just OD'd on crack following the second yellow.