[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

[albionalex]

Here we go. The annual saga kicks off again.

Zaha lets it be known that he'd welcome a move to a decent club.

Palace announce they're not looking to sell.

Zaha thinks he's in with a shot at one of the top six.

Everton make the only bid.

Palace say they're looking for £85m.

Everyone else laughs.

Zaha puts in a transfer request.

Nobody is arsed.

Zaha is sheepishly forced into backtracking and telling Palace fans how much he's always loved the club.

Plays crap for the first ten games.

Scores a tap in against Southampton- they all love him again..


Repeat every single close season for ten years.

Don't forget, he'll score against us despite being anonymous for the whole game.

 

[macbeth]

https://twitter.com/alex_crook/status/1287441773707624450?s=19

well then, deary me

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ahhhh, it appears Everton are about to make their annual underwhelming bid for Wilf, testing the waters to see if he can be tempted to swap one tedious, unattractive ageing side based in a crumbling tip of a stadium for another.

And so the cosmic ballet goes on.

 

[Mancgull]

I ventured onto the Palace fans site last night ( I know!). There's no doubt that they feel they need rid of Zaha and many think that he should have gone last summer.
Problem is, after a poor season, and the Covid pandemic, they simply won't get the money they want. If they get £30m I'd be surprised.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Ahhhh, it appears Everton are about to make their annual underwhelming bid for Wilf, testing the waters to see if he can be tempted to swap one tedious, unattractive ageing side based in a crumbling tip of a stadium for another.

And so the cosmic ballet goes on.

May I complement your post with this

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

I heard he whacked his foot with a banjo while stood adjacent to a cow's arse.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] classic


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[gripper stebson]

Looks like they are signing Eze from QPR for £28m. Sounds likes Wilf's replacement.

A decent player to be fair, however am sure we will soon be informed that he is the 3rd best player in the universe.

 

[Sheebo]

Looks like they are signing Eze from QPR for £28m. Sounds likes Wilf's replacement.

A decent player to be fair, however am sure we will soon be informed that he is the 3rd best player in the universe.

What’s the source in that? West Ham allegedly keen - be interesting to see where he ends up if it’s a battle between those 2...

 

[FatSuperman]

Looks like they are signing Eze from QPR for £28m. Sounds likes Wilf's replacement.

A decent player to be fair, however am sure we will soon be informed that he is the 3rd best player in the universe.

What’s the source in that? West Ham allegedly keen - be interesting to see where he ends up if it’s a battle between those 2...

Ha you fools. You do realise that Leeds are interested in Eze don't you? Clearly you do not know this, or you wouldn't be EMBARRASSING yourselves by even mentioning alternative clubs.

 

[DavePage]

Should go to Villa, very compatible styles, and kill two birds come the end of the season

 

[Medwayseagull]

Looks like they are signing Eze from QPR for £28m. Sounds likes Wilf's replacement.

A decent player to be fair, however am sure we will soon be informed that he is the 3rd best player in the universe.

At least it will be an Eze chant for their fans to remember if they sign him.

 

[pasty]

Should go to Villa, very compatible styles, and kill two birds come the end of the season

Good grief. Can you imagine sockboy and SEGW in the same side. It wold be akin to watching bambi on an ice rink.

 

[Marshy]

Zaha of to Arsenal or Spurs or abroad...
I thought West Ham were after Eze… he's got his pick of sides by the look of it.

 

[Biffer]

Can't be arsed trawling through thousands of posts to see if its been mentioned before but his house has gone on the market suggesting he plans to leave London.

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[Stat Brother]

Can't be arsed trawling through thousands of posts to see if its been mentioned before but his house has gone on the market suggesting he plans to leave London.

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It suggests he plans to sell a house.

 

[AmexRuislip]

It suggests he plans to sell a house.

I would've thought he'd live underground, seeing he spends most of his time on the ground

 

[Motogull]

This thread needs renaming to 'the bidding war to end all bidding wars' or some other shite.

Lets face it, Klopp will offer Sane & Salah and Pepsi will offer Stirling & Aguero.

Then he'll join Burnley.

 

[Stat Brother]

Then he'll join Burnley.

I find that hard to believe

 

[BNthree]

Can't be arsed trawling through thousands of posts to see if its been mentioned before but his house has gone on the market suggesting he plans to leave London.

Anyone got a rightmove link? Given his taste in clothes I'd love to see the interior decoration.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Can't be arsed trawling through thousands of posts to see if its been mentioned before but his house has gone on the market suggesting he plans to leave London.

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Maybe he's just planning to move to somewhere else in the area?