[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

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Bry Nylon

Bry Nylon

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Max Meyer must be wondering where this great, ambitious Premier League team he joined last season is?

Last season's Player of the Year Wan-Bissaka has disappeared up the M6; club talisman Zaha is desperate for the exit; the goalkeeper makes nazi salutes but seemingly has never heard of Hitler or WWII - and the club's close season highlight - proudly trumpted to fans in an email? They have fixed the holes in the Holmesdale roof and given the bogs a rinse.

Still, at least the new stand must be well under way.


Oh.
 
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Bry Nylon said:
Max Meyer must be wondering where this great, ambitious Premier League team he joined last season is?

Last season's Player of the Year Wan-Bissaka has disappeared up the M6; club talisman Zaha is desperate for the exit; the goalkeeper makes nazi salutes but seemingly has never heard of Hitler or WWII - and the club's close season highlight - proudly trumpted to fans in an email? They have fixed the holes in the Holmesdale roof and given the bogs a rinse.

Still, at least the new stand must be well under way.


Oh.
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And the captain wants out, to Italy.
 


P

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Bry Nylon said:
Max Meyer must be wondering where this great, ambitious Premier League team he joined last season is?

Last season's Player of the Year Wan-Bissaka has disappeared up the M6; club talisman Zaha is desperate for the exit; the goalkeeper makes nazi salutes but seemingly has never heard of Hitler or WWII - and the club's close season highlight - proudly trumpted to fans in an email? They have fixed the holes in the Holmesdale roof and given the bogs a rinse.

Still, at least the new stand must be well under way.


Oh.
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Don't forget the resounding 5-0 victory over Bristol City in pre-season, but losing to mighty Bromley & Barnet, and a creditable 2-2 draw with AFC Wimbledon
 








Simster

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Jul 7, 2003
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Betfair Exchange odds on Palace being relegated: 5.0 (that's 4/1)
Betfair Exchange odds on Albion being relegated: 2.82 (between 7/4 and 15/8)

I can't help thinking the value bet is the punt on the Nig31s being relegated, and I reckon those odds will tumble faster than Wilf himself soon enough.
 


Triggaaar

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Icy Gull said:
True and luckily for him plenty of European teams don’t have a “no dickheads” policy
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But the ones at Zaha's level don't throw £70m at average players.
 


Easy 10

Easy 10

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Jul 5, 2003
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Simster said:
Well, we have. But let's face it, we needed it FAR more didn't we?
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Last seasons final table would say that yes, indeed we did.

By the end of this window we are going to be significantly strengthened, whilst they are going to be very much weakened, even if the SEGW stays. So its all good.
 




schmunk

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From Sky Sports Transfer Centre:

12:25
ZAHA MISSES PALACE TRAINING

Wilfried Zaha has missed Crystal Palace training this morning, Sky Sports News understands.

The Ivory Coast forward put in a transfer request yesterday and has been a target for Everton and Arsenal this summer. Will he be on his way by 5pm? Make of it all what you will!
 


Wozza

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Bry Nylon said:
Max Meyer must be wondering where this great, ambitious Premier League team he joined last season is?

Last season's Player of the Year Wan-Bissaka has disappeared up the M6; club talisman Zaha is desperate for the exit; the goalkeeper makes nazi salutes but seemingly has never heard of Hitler or WWII - and the club's close season highlight - proudly trumpted to fans in an email? They have fixed the holes in the Holmesdale roof and given the bogs a rinse.

Still, at least the new stand must be well under way.


Oh.
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Don't forget that their new, central singing section has sorted - just in time for chants of "Sack the board". Lovely.
 


pasty

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schmunk said:
From Sky Sports Transfer Centre:

12:25
ZAHA MISSES PALACE TRAINING

Wilfried Zaha has missed Crystal Palace training this morning, Sky Sports News understands.

The Ivory Coast forward put in a transfer request yesterday and has been a target for Everton and Arsenal this summer. Will he be on his way by 5pm? Make of it all what you will!
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Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please
 




casbom

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There's rumours on twitter that Wilf stormed out of the training ground after 20 min after having a heated exchange with Hodgson and had to be separated by team mates. Also talk of a headbutt and an Ambulance being called!
 








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Se20 said:
Camarasa is a 12 month loan with a option to buy for €12.5 mill at the end of it.
Good player, standout player last season.
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Typical Palace business. Wait a year, Euro will be worth more than the Pound, end up costing £14 mill.
 


spence

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casbom said:
There's rumours on twitter that Wilf stormed out of the training ground after 20 min after having a heated exchange with Hodgson and had to be separated by team mates. Also talk of a headbutt and an Ambulance being called!
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Where are you getting this from Tony ?

edit twitter
 


A1X

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casbom said:
There's rumours on twitter that Wilf stormed out of the training ground after 20 min after having a heated exchange with Hodgson and had to be separated by team mates. Also talk of a headbutt and an Ambulance being called!
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I would imagine Hodgson's head came within a few metres of Wilf and he did his usual?
 


B.W.

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casbom said:
There's rumours on twitter that Wilf stormed out of the training ground after 20 min after having a heated exchange with Hodgson and had to be separated by team mates. Also talk of a headbutt and an Ambulance being called!
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Please let this unsubstantiated rumour be true... the SEGW done for assault! :)
 








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