Z list celebs

[Razi]

My girlfriend, who works in Comet Hove, saw Peter Andre doing a bit of shopping in there a week ago. Surely he's not actually considered to be of national interest?

 

[aftershavedave]

i saw bodger of bodger & badger "fame" on the train a year or so ago going up to london.

accompanied by a sycophantic script-writer who had her tongue fairly wedged up his crack, she had me almost fall of my seat at one point when she referred to one particular antic of the said black & white puppet as "oh my god , that's soooooo badger darling"....

 

[METALMICKY]

Brian Murphy who played George Roper in 70's comedies 'Man About the House' & 'George & Mildred' can often be seen around Eastbourne.

Best pub in Eastbourne for minor celeb spotting is the Bucaneer due to its proximity to the Devonshire Park Theatre.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I saw Chippy in ASDA yesterday.

Does that count?

 

[Dawsey]

I had a p*ss next to Charlie Oatway at the races last month

Does that count?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Richard Hillman from Coronation Street in Churchill Square.

The fat old Scottish one off The Bill in Ditchling Garden Centre (I frequent all the big celebrity hang outs as you can see)

Dennis Healey on a flight to Crete once

And Dave from the Royle Family on a flight to Florida. I think he's called Craig Cash- the most noticeable thing is, he really does have a weedy voice like Dave. Every time he spoke on the plane, you could see people thinking "where have I heard that voice before?".

 

[bathseagull]

not really z list but a good celeb story -

the door staff at the pub i work at also do the doors at a club in bath. a couple of months ago mike tindall (england rugby bloke) and zara phillips turned up at the club. he was fairly sober but she was apparently s**t-faced - having difficulty standing up.
doorman says she's not coming in, she gets all annoyed and does the 'do you know who i am' routine.
doorman says 'yes i do but you can still eff off'

 

[bigc]

well i saw two recently

the guy who ended up making deidre get arrested in corrie(the tie salesman who pretended to be a pilot), who was my form tutor for a few weeks

and Peggy's one time romance George from eastenders in the mid 90s, I saw him in borders yesterday(he was a criminal if anyone remembers/cares)

 

[The Large One]

Can we count Southy off NSC in this? He is currently performing in 'An Evening With Gary Lineker' in Reading.

Oh yeah, and Guardian cartoonist Steve Bell lives in my road.

 

[Citrus]

Saw Nick Klein off The Bill in town...

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oh yeah, and Guardian cartoonist Steve Bell lives in my road.

I'm best mates with his son.

They have the BEST arguments in that family. All 6'3 and over including the 18 year old son and the 16 year old daughter is massive too. The funniest thing i ever saw was when Steve once called one of his sons a 'cocksucking pilgrim'. Marvellous scenes.

A lovely bloke by the way.

 

[Hunting 784561]

For some inexplicable reason there are alot of ex soap stars living in my charming village of Saltdean.

A few ex-eastenders actors and a well known moustachioed ex Crossroads stalwart all live in the area.

 

[Hart's mistress]

I met the chuckle brothers!

 

[Trigger]

I met the chuckle brothers!

And cried.

 

[Hart's mistress]

you always bring that up - you're so jealous that they wanted to give me a kiss and have never offered you one

 

[Trigger]

Point Taken.

xx

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Tony Towner did the furniture removal for my Brother , go on the tiger..

 

[Spicy]

I saw some woman who appeared on the Trisha Show in my road - ok that probably doesn't count as I don't know her name - but heh worth a try!!

 

[Yorkie]

I saw Harry Gration in a restaurant in Leeds.

I also saw Cathy Killick (sp?) in Sainsburys. She is the reserve Look North presenter.

I like Harry Gration. A good presenter. Knows his sports.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

That bloke who played the reverend on Out of Tune (or something like that) - used to be on CBBC back in the day, walking down from Preston Park station - how big is that?!

Wish I'd seen Alina Jenkins, though ...