[News] You've Heard Of Earworms... Well...

[Eeyore]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66643241

Yuk

 

[hart's shirt]

Just one of the effects of global worming.

 

[DavidRyder]

I made the mistake of reading this over my lunch

 

[KZNSeagull]

Always wash your greens before you eat them. Or just don't eat greens

 

[chickens]

We need an NSC sweepstake on whether we’re going to be wiped out by:

1. Idiot dictator launching nukes or other WMD (could be Putin, Kim Jong Un or Trump)

2. Climate change related issues

3. Future pandemic

4. Parasitic brain worms

5. Giant asteroid

6. Scientific experiment causing either a black hole to open on earth or nuclear fusion causing a sun to appear somewhere on the surface of the Earth.

7. Drug-resistant illnesses

It would give some grim satisfaction in that final millisecond before complete obliteration/long painful yet inevitable death. (Delete according to chosen ending)

As for the linked to article, yuck. Noodles are off the menu for me this lunchtime.

 

[Brok]

Obviously went into her head through her ear. They don't call them lugworms for nothing.

 

[Guinness Boy]

We need an NSC sweepstake on whether we’re going to be wiped out by:

1. Idiot dictator launching nukes or other WMD (could be Putin, Kim Jong Un or Trump)

2. Climate change related issues

3. Future pandemic

4. Parasitic brain worms

5. Giant asteroid

6. Scientific experiment causing either a black hole to open on earth or nuclear fusion causing a sun to appear somewhere on the surface of the Earth.

7. Drug-resistant illnesses

It would give some grim satisfaction in that final millisecond before complete obliteration/long painful yet inevitable death. (Delete according to chosen ending)

As for the linked to article, yuck. Noodles are off the menu for me this lunchtime.

All of the above?

The Earth becomes so hot and close to being unable to support life that the worms who live on the giant asteroid "Beelzenutgamma" decide it's time to drive the old asteroid into range to give us a proper scare and see if we really want to live. Unfortunately they miscalculate the course and are dangerously close to opening up a black hole very close to Melton Mowbray. Luckily for man kind, Trump, fresh from a covid preventing bleach treatment mistakes the asteroid for a woke teenager from San Francisco and crazily fires a nuke at it. Unluckily for mankind the resulting explosion destroys most of civilisation and even Croydon. The resultant nuclear winter leads to a pandemic of a drug resistant illness that makes the insides of everyone who contracts it treat any food stuff they eat as if it was Pot Noodle and the remaining few on earth, who include Trump, Kim Jong Un, Will Smith (who failed in his mission to block Trump's nuke by a nano-second) and, oddly, Eddie Howe all die of starvation. The end.

 

[chickens]

All of the above?

The Earth becomes so hot and close to being unable to support life that the worms who live on the giant asteroid "Beelzenutgamma" decide it's time to drive the old asteroid into range to give us a proper scare and see if we really want to live. Unfortunately they miscalculate the course and are dangerously close to opening up a black hole very close to Melton Mowbray. Luckily for man kind, Trump, fresh from a covid preventing bleach treatment mistakes the asteroid for a woke teenager from San Francisco and crazily fires a nuke at it. Unluckily for mankind the resulting explosion destroys most of civilisation and even Croydon. The resultant nuclear winter leads to a pandemic of a drug resistant illness that makes the insides of everyone who contracts it treat any food stuff they eat as if it was Pot Noodle and the remaining few on earth, who include Trump, Kim Jong Un, Will Smith (who failed in his mission to block Trump's nuke by a nano-second) and, oddly, Eddie Howe all die of starvation. The end.

Thank you, and my apologies for completely ruining your productivity this afternoon.

 

[Brok]

All of the above?

The Earth becomes so hot and close to being unable to support life that the worms who live on the giant asteroid "Beelzenutgamma" decide it's time to drive the old asteroid into range to give us a proper scare and see if we really want to live. Unfortunately they miscalculate the course and are dangerously close to opening up a black hole very close to Melton Mowbray. Luckily for man kind, Trump, fresh from a covid preventing bleach treatment mistakes the asteroid for a woke teenager from San Francisco and crazily fires a nuke at it. Unluckily for mankind the resulting explosion destroys most of civilisation and even Croydon. The resultant nuclear winter leads to a pandemic of a drug resistant illness that makes the insides of everyone who contracts it treat any food stuff they eat as if it was Pot Noodle and the remaining few on earth, who include Trump, Kim Jong Un, Will Smith (who failed in his mission to block Trump's nuke by a nano-second) and, oddly, Eddie Howe all die of starvation. The end.

So we all die? Even Keith Richards? Blimey, that's bad.