Silverhatch
Well-known member
Hemed, Jahanbakhsh, Locadia.
Hemed is too slow, end of. The other two are holding us back. Because they cost so much, we keep putting them in, hoping THIS will be the game when it all turns round. But it never is in Ali J's case, and although Locadia hasn't been quite so disastrous, most of the time he's poor-to-average and anything mildly out of the ordinary he manages to do, such as scoring in an open goal, is lauded to the skies because we are so desperate to see some evidence that he hasn't been a complete waste of money.
Uncomfortable reading but you've nailed how a few of my mates and I feel too.