You're a Kangaroo, what's in your pouch ?

[bhaexpress]

I pinched this from the Metro this morning.

You're a Kangaroo, what would you keep in your pouch ? With me it'd be a toss up between my MP3 player and my Oyster card.

 

[steward 433]

A couple of ice cold tinnies

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

An ounce of cocaine and mdma powder.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

A packet of three and a dirty book.

 

[CHAPPERS]

2 grams of ket, 20 marlboro lights and a bottle of strongbow.

 

[Gully]

My lunch.

 

[Munkfish]

double ended 18inch dildo, havnt a clue how it got there!

 

[Trufflehound]

Catherine Zeta Jones

 

[Simster]

One of those delightful frappe lattes from Caffe Nero.

 

[Everest]

Nothing. Male kangaroos don't have pouches.

 

[scooter1]

A couple of ice cold tinnies

Good idea, but how long would they stay cold?

 

[Paxton Dazo]

A Case of Ciders, And A Few Packs Of Haribo

 

[hans kraay fan club]

My little black book, of fit LADY kangaroos.

 

[REDLAND]

coleslaw and lots of it !!!

 

[steward 433]

Good idea, but how long would they stay cold?

They don't get chance to get warm

 

[Simster]

My little black book, of non-minging LADY kangaroos who PUT OUT .

Fixed your post.

 

[Trufflehound]

Nothing. Male kangaroos don't have pouches.

Yeah, but Catherine Zeta Jones doesn't need to be told that until after she's had a bloody good rummage around trying to find mine.

It'll be a bit like the "sweetie in my pocket" type of thing...

 

[Easy 10]

An erect nipple for me to toy with.

 

[che]

Coca Cola and Ice

 

[Titanic]

A marmalade sandwich.