your worst ever song ?

[cheshunt seagull]

Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty. That bloody saxophone and gruesome guitar solo, you couldn't avoid it in 1978. They even played the damn thing once in the Hungry Years.

Other candidates could be:

Ironic by Alannis Morissette - a prime mover in the heavily stylised female banshee-like singing that was prevalent a few years back. See also anything by the Cranberries

Crocodile Rock by Elton John - the chorus from hell

Power of Love - Jennifer Rush - never ending dirge


A Spacemen Went Travelling - Chris De Burgh - you're in an endless Christmas queue in Tescos and that monstrosity is being played.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

anything by the beegees
Steps - tragedy (well all of their songs really)
Kylie Minouge + Jason Donavon - Time after time
Orville's song
Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song
i could go on all day if i wanted!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

anything by the beegees
Steps - tragedy (well all of their songs really)
Kylie Minouge + Jason Donavon - Time after time
Orville's song
Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song
i could go on all day if i wanted!

and also YMCA + In the Navy by the village people

 

[DTES]

"Imagine" by John Lennon is probably my all time most hated piece of hypocritical hippie dirge.

Yes. The most overrated song in all history. And the only song that annoys me more than "500 Miles" by the Proclaimers.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Paul McCartney - Mull of Kintyre

It's not big, and it's not clever!

 

[Mr C]

Just muff please!

Indeed music is repetative, but I am talking of the stuff that has about 1 line of so-called lyrics and goes on loop for about 4 minutes. We heard it the first time,. now think of some other words or f*ck off!

Stuff with no lyrics is often better anyway. Record labels/publishers often take original dance tracks (with no lyrics) then add some shite lyrics just for radio. That's never good

Anyone up for some "Poing" by the "Rotterdam Termination Source"?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Annies Song - John Denver

 

[pasty]

I will survive - Gloria Gaynor

Absolutely. I used to live opposite The Beaufort in Queens Park Road, and regulalry heard it being murdered on karaoke night every friday/saturday.

 

[Marshy]

Anything by the cheeky girls....

 

[FamilyGuy]

Dancing on the Ceiling - by wossisname

My Old Piano - Dianne (Drunk Driver) Ross

Ebony and Ivory - MacCartney and Stevie Wonder (in fact almost everything that Stevie Wonder has ever done)

Anything and everything by and about Michael Jackson

 

[Strike]

I hate Cheeky Girls and Michelle McManus - All this time. Most manufactured pop since 1997.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Usually there's some merit in most songs, either it's for kids, charity, Christmas or for a certain genre or people, however.

There's no excuse for the terrible monstrosity that is
DJ Sammy - Boys of Summer.

Eurodance is so horribly over-produced and tacky. What's more it gives proper dance music a really bad name.

 

[Budgie]

Anything on Southern FM