" Your support is ****ing *hit " song...

[Triggaaar]

the Brighton fans, like the stereotypical denizen of their fair town, didn't seem able to take a joke

Brighton don't like this and a couple of their fans closer to the cordon try to jump the barrier, and one fat bloke is escorted out by men in Uniform.

2 fans

A small section of our fans sing the usual "we can see you holding hands" - D-, must try harder. :dry:

So a section of your fans chant homophobic abuse. Ok.

unfortunately we seemed to be stood next to 2500 people with a chip on each shoulder.

Oh I see, it's Brighton's fault your fans were breaking the law. Ok

They can't take a joke and start singing "you're scum, and you know you are".

Oo how beastly of them.

 

[Albion Dan]

" Your support is ****ing *hit " song...

Team x is a s**thole I wanna go home is the worst chant invented in the history of mankind. Beyond mundane.

 

[Blackadder]

Team x is a s**thole I wanna go home is the worst chant invented in the history of mankind. Beyond mundane.

You take that back! It certainly isn't!


"We pay your benefits" is.

 

[pauli cee]

Team x is a s**thole I wanna go home is the worst chant invented in the history of mankind. Beyond mundane.

Could never quite work it out if it was tongue in cheek at The Ashes in Australia, personally I chose to stay there, with their sandy beaches, sunshine and dumb blonde birds than return to Worthing.....

 

[mooey]

If you really dislike the chants two options where ear defenders or don t go.simple

 

[Notters]

Team x is a s**thole I wanna go home is the worst chant invented in the history of mankind. Beyond mundane.

No, that would be "small town in Nottingham "

 

[neilbard]

Could never quite work it out if it was tongue in cheek at The Ashes in Australia, personally I chose to stay there, with their sandy beaches, sunshine and dumb blonde birds than return to Worthing.....

To be fair Leicester hasn't got any sandy beaches.

 

[darkwolf666]

How about, "You're going to wait 2 hrs for a South East Coast ambulance, although a single-crewed car may be dispatched to assess you and manage your condition as an interim measure."

Far more factually correct, though I'm not sure it scans

 

[Return of the Rev]

Team x is a s**thole I wanna go home is the worst chant invented in the history of mankind. Beyond mundane.

Loved it when Stoke were playing abroad and Thier fans were singing Stokes a sh**hole I don't want to go home. Class.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Could never quite work it out if it was tongue in cheek at The Ashes in Australia, personally I chose to stay there, with their sandy beaches, sunshine and dumb blonde birds than return to Worthing.....

I might have missed something here but this is what I heard as opposed to "Brisbane's a shit ole..." sounded a lot better!

We came over from old Blighty
The Barmy Army and me
Around Brisbane town
we did roam
6 quid for a pint, a grand for a flight
With Strauss our captain, we’ll take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home

Ricky Ponting’s a broken man
Without Warne he has no plan
He tries to carry the team all on his own
He’s losing his hair
But we don’t care
‘Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home

Graeme Swann is a caring guy
Rescues cats in his spare time
Now he’s gonna tear the Aussies apart
They can’t read his spin
And so England will win
‘Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home

 

[pastafarian]

You take that back! It certainly isn't!


"We pay your benefits" is.

The benefits chant song really doesnt work unless you are in Liverpool (insulting) or Selhurst (insulting,funny and probably true if you include housing benefit and caravans)

 

[ditchy]

On a lighter note .. i loved the police response to the Arsenal fans who tweeted that there had been a robbery at the Brittania Stadium . Police reply was "sorry we took so long to respond but we were dealing with a missing persons report for a person by the name of Ozil !!

 

[Official Old Man]

"You'll never make Hove station". Don't understand why we don't sing that anymore.

Guy behind me Saturday started singing Nottingham Nottingham Nottingham but stopped as a bemused 2999 others wondered why.

 

[pauli cee]

I might have missed something here but this is what I heard as opposed to "Brisbane's a shit ole..." sounded a lot better!

We came over from old Blighty
The Barmy Army and me
Around Brisbane town
we did roam
6 quid for a pint, a grand for a flight
With Strauss our captain, we’ll take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home

Ricky Ponting’s a broken man
Without Warne he has no plan
He tries to carry the team all on his own
He’s losing his hair
But we don’t care
‘Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home

Graeme Swann is a caring guy
Rescues cats in his spare time
Now he’s gonna tear the Aussies apart
They can’t read his spin
And so England will win
‘Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home

sorry mate, you are actually spot on there, and brings a shiver down my spine to read it! Guess I'm thinking more of some of young'uns in the 'barmy army' pubs in the evenings