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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Faversham
One of my schoolmates was known as 'Di' because his younger brother came to our class as the register was being taken one fine morn and announced that "****** won't be in today because he has sickness and diarrhoea". :lolol:

I'd love to confess to a salty nickname but I was always known by my diminuitive.
 








Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012
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Crawley
Not mine, but a lad I vaguely knew was nicknamed "Donkey" which I wondered a bit about but not enough to ask anyone. Eventually, I worked it out, he would say "ereyah" (here you are) as a preface whenever he had something to say.
 




RossyG

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Dec 20, 2014
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Funnily enough, I was nicknamed Donkey in the showers after PE.

But I never said ereyah.

My ears aren’t long either. All very strange...
 


Gabbafella

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Aug 22, 2012
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My actual name is Ian (hate the name by the way, really want to change it), one of my family members called me "Eenie" one day, possibly my toddler sister who couldn't say my name properly, to which someone instantly made up a little rhyme which went "Eenie Weenie, long green Beanie", after that, the name Beanie stuck and it's been my nickname ever since.
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,495
Worthing
Never really heard of too many nicknames about our school, I never had one but I do remember a chap called " Gruffer " Brown who was renowned for his ability to fart on demand.

You’ve had several but we keep them to ourselves

Cyanide has always been mine amongst a certain group.
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,495
Worthing
When I was growing up in Wales I was was good at high board diving. Did they call me diver? No.

I'm also a cheery sort. Did they call me smiler? No.






One sheep, just one bloody sheep . . . . .

That’s one of my favourite jokes Harry



Told properly
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Faversham

Timing.

As in (This was on Kenny Everitt):

"Do you know the secret of good joke telling?"

"No, what is the"

(interrupting)

"Timing"
 




PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004
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Hurst Green
Burker or Burbs. Second one was obvious from my surname
 




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