My Ex's always called me Ron Jeremy but I never have had a tash
...and that was just the teachers!Dumbo.
Never really heard of too many nicknames about our school, I never had one but I do remember a chap called " Gruffer " Brown who was renowned for his ability to fart on demand.
When I was growing up in Wales I was was good at high board diving. Did they call me diver? No.
I'm also a cheery sort. Did they call me smiler? No.
One sheep, just one bloody sheep . . . . .
That’s one of my favourite jokes Harry
Told properly
Do you know the secret of good joke telling?
Timing.
As in (This was on Kenny Everitt):
"Do you know the secret of good joke telling?"
"No, what is the"
(interrupting)
"Timing"