Your New Ground

[Ecosse Exile]

Poojah = absolute fuckin legend.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

You wouldn't happen to be the same Poojah as the author of these legendary threads?

Grimsby Town Forum - Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC

Grimsby Town Forum - World, fúck off

Just read these and for the first time for a while i have cried laughing... Sir you are a Leg end.

 

[Life After Bobby]

You wouldn't happen to be the same Poojah as the author of these legendary threads?

Grimsby Town Forum - Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC

Grimsby Town Forum - World, fúck off

"He no longer has a face"

 

[Hiney]

'Complete bunch of toss-baskets'

 

[Sheebo]

And how f***ing brillaint the Grimsby fans were when we were relegated from Div 1 a while back - let us trudge on the pitch after - mutual applause - hand shakes all round... I think they genuinly felt for us that day cos they'd also been relegated a few weeks before. Dodgy as f*** club on Cleethorpes pier though!

 

[Drumstick]

The girlfriend can definitely fúck off. Her best attempt at consolation – “I don’t know why you’re bothered; you knew they were shít anyway”. Yes love, but they’re MY shít team.

Had this convo, tis the bit that stick out above it all. I'd honestly hate to be a prem fan some kind of inner twisted self loathing.

 

[gripper stebson]

Bozza - can we keep him? Pllleeeaaassseee.

 

[Comedy Steve]

Uh, yeah - that's me.

"Truth is, watching my team win does things for me that no woman can. If push comes to shove and I’m horny, I can always have a wánk."

Superb. Grimbsy's Oscar Wilde. Love it.

 

[cjwoolven]

Poojah

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

Classic.

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

Poojah

Had a great time in your manor, except the result when we were relegated that day, hope you turn things round, I'm sure you will. Wouldn't have mattered anyway as Reading threw one in that day. Remember it so well in the car on the M6 and lo and behold due to traffic jams we were caught up side by side with the Reading coach. Be rest assured they got it for at least 10 miles. Those curtains on the coaches certainly came in handy that day

 

[Poojah]

Amazing that so many people remember the posts - it's just over a year since the first one. It went absolutely f***ing crazy after that one - I had the BBC, Sky, newspapers, radio stations and magazines all wanting to interviews with me. All that over a post on the unofficial messageboard of a small, unfashionable football club!

You really do need a sense of humour to follow Town these days though. If I didn't have the moronic but tremendously amusing murmers of the knuckledragging mongs around me during today's enthralling 1-1 draw with Barrow, I think I'd have cried.

If I could offer you boys one piece of advice, now things look to be on the up for you, is to enjoy every moment of it. You don't realise how lucky you are to watch your hometown team play decent, league football until it's no longer there.

All the best!

 

[Zed Seagull]

"My nan’s old lucky Buddha that used to sit in her front room can fúck off. When I was a kid I held it in my hands and wished for Town to be in the Premier League. I meant the proper one you fat cúnt, not the one occupied by Histon, Eastbourne and for fúck’s sake, Ebbsfleet, wherever that is."

 

[hola gus]

"My nan’s old lucky Buddha that used to sit in her front room can fúck off. When I was a kid I held it in my hands and wished for Town to be in the Premier League. I meant the proper one you fat cúnt, not the one occupied by Histon, Eastbourne and for fúck’s sake, Ebbsfleet, wherever that is."

That part was so funny i had tears running down my cheeks. Poojar, please come back on here again. You sir are a legend. Funniest read i have had in ages.