Hyperion
New member
- Nov 1, 2010
- 5,314
My pie was not hot enough. I nearly slipped on the concrete. The bloke next to me swore too much. The queue at half time was ridiculous. Someone called me a c**t. The P&R Bus was the wrong colour. All the stewards hate me. I want to go to the toilet. No sugar in the 1901. My seat had faded. Someone spilt Bovril on my manbag. Club shop closed 3 minutes early. My smartcard caught fire. The trains are the wrong shape.
Ohhhhhh Christ
Ohhhhhh Christ