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Freak On A Leash - Korn
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Curious Orange
Punxsatawney Phil
Bicycle, Bicycle, You Are My Bicycle - Be Your Own Pet
Man of Harveys
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2000 Light Years From Home - Rolling Stones. And what a f***ing great choon it is too.
Curious Orange
Punxsatawney Phil
Wouldn't It Be Nice - The Beach Boys
Northstander
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Saturn 5 - Inspriral Carpets
Monkster
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Saddamm a go go - G.W.A.R
Soul Finger
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- May 12, 2004
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Set It Off - Big Daddy Kane
Northstander
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Radio one Essential Mix - Armand van Helden
Curious Orange
Punxsatawney Phil
Stupid Girl - Garbage
Love this song, reminds me of happy drunken days hanging out in the Union in Ponty.
*stares wistfully into space dreaming of his lost yoof*
Love this song, reminds me of happy drunken days hanging out in the Union in Ponty.
*stares wistfully into space dreaming of his lost yoof*
Northstander
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- Oct 13, 2003
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Johnnie Cash - Live at Folsom Prison
Lammy
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Saru - Duality
what will Pandora come up with next...
what will Pandora come up with next...
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REDLAND
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"Soap Bar"
Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today,
Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray,
Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin,
I ripped the fucker off, and threw it in the bin,
Soap Bar’s cheap, and so’s my clothes,
They’ve got to be cause of all the f***ing holes,
It tastes like shit and it makes you cough,
And it’s the f***ing rubber in it that gets you off.
Yeah, I smoke Soap Bar with lots of bits of plastic,
I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic,
Skunk costs too much, I can’t see the appeal,
Of smoking Port Rocky, Soap Bar or Gold Seal,
Smoke Rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives,
Bake it in a cake for your Mam as a surprise,
I smokes Green, and it’s gone in an instant,
But Soap Bar lasts, cause it’s f***ing consistent.
Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I’ll smoke Soap Bar ‘till I f***ing die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that’s the best.
Last night I went out driving in my car,
I sparked up a fat spliff of f***ing Soap Bar,
A Blim-burn burned right down to my dick,
And while I was distracted, I f***ing crashed into a
Brick wall, the car was f***ing battered,
The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered,
You’re better off smoking The Green instead,
Cause it don’t Blim-Burn and it’s better for your head.
Soap Bar! Sitting in a deep sweat,
Thinking! I’ve got to get some Rocky for the,
Weekend! The sight of Draw excites me,
Stick it in a bong, light it up and chug a f***ing,
Whitey! Burning holes in my tracky,
This shit always happens when I’m smoking f***ing Rocky,
You’ve heard it on the news; you’ve seen it on the telly,
Add up for moving Soap Bar down f***ing Liz Werry
“I do it like a little cause light the f***ing thing as always”
I used to smoke Skunky but it was far too smelly, man!
Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I’ll smoke Soap Bar ‘till I f***ing die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that’s the best.
Most Soap Bar comes from f***ing Holland,
They make it out of oil, and tires and pollen,
Diesel, Miramar, Flat-Press too;
These are types of Soap Bar available to you,
These little bits of plastic you find inside;
You can use those as a quality guide,
Of the standard of Soap Bar that you are smoking,
The more bits of plastic means the better the toking.
Eat a Hash-cake but wait a while,
It’ll take about an hour ain’t Draw versatile,
You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff,
Space shakes, Draw gateau’s, you knows it Delia Smith,
Lying in your bed dropping blimps on your pubes,
Selling Draw to your mates but it’s really Oxo cubes,
When you’re cooking up draw, be quick don’t lick it,
Cause it’s really f***ing hot and it’ll burn your fingers.
This bloke said to me; “You haven’t got a clue,
About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you”,
I tried to see things from his point of view,
But I couldn’t fit my head up his asshole too,
The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff,
I knows if I smoke it, I’m gonna feel rough,
My lungs are f***ed and my throat is raw,
Cause the thing about Soap Bar; it’s f***ing hardcore.
Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I’ll smoke Soap Bar ‘till I f***ing die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that’s the best.
Well anyway I think it’s better myself to lean forwards,
When smoking Soap Bar, because you are less likely to Blim-Burn,
You know what I mean?
Innit, check it out man! I got some quality f***ing Gold-Seal for you, innit?
Shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside, right,
And then f***ing stick them in a teapot,
Makes a lovely cup of tea, that does.
What I do, stick a fag in the microwave, right,
You toke it up, you sticks the Draw on top,
And you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your f***ing head.
Yeah that’s like my f***ing lungs feel like,
They’re f***ing collapsing sometimes from the Soap Bar like,
You know?
Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today,
Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray,
Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin,
I ripped the fucker off, and threw it in the bin,
Soap Bar’s cheap, and so’s my clothes,
They’ve got to be cause of all the f***ing holes,
It tastes like shit and it makes you cough,
And it’s the f***ing rubber in it that gets you off.
Yeah, I smoke Soap Bar with lots of bits of plastic,
I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic,
Skunk costs too much, I can’t see the appeal,
Of smoking Port Rocky, Soap Bar or Gold Seal,
Smoke Rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives,
Bake it in a cake for your Mam as a surprise,
I smokes Green, and it’s gone in an instant,
But Soap Bar lasts, cause it’s f***ing consistent.
Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I’ll smoke Soap Bar ‘till I f***ing die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that’s the best.
Last night I went out driving in my car,
I sparked up a fat spliff of f***ing Soap Bar,
A Blim-burn burned right down to my dick,
And while I was distracted, I f***ing crashed into a
Brick wall, the car was f***ing battered,
The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered,
You’re better off smoking The Green instead,
Cause it don’t Blim-Burn and it’s better for your head.
Soap Bar! Sitting in a deep sweat,
Thinking! I’ve got to get some Rocky for the,
Weekend! The sight of Draw excites me,
Stick it in a bong, light it up and chug a f***ing,
Whitey! Burning holes in my tracky,
This shit always happens when I’m smoking f***ing Rocky,
You’ve heard it on the news; you’ve seen it on the telly,
Add up for moving Soap Bar down f***ing Liz Werry
“I do it like a little cause light the f***ing thing as always”
I used to smoke Skunky but it was far too smelly, man!
Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I’ll smoke Soap Bar ‘till I f***ing die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that’s the best.
Most Soap Bar comes from f***ing Holland,
They make it out of oil, and tires and pollen,
Diesel, Miramar, Flat-Press too;
These are types of Soap Bar available to you,
These little bits of plastic you find inside;
You can use those as a quality guide,
Of the standard of Soap Bar that you are smoking,
The more bits of plastic means the better the toking.
Eat a Hash-cake but wait a while,
It’ll take about an hour ain’t Draw versatile,
You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff,
Space shakes, Draw gateau’s, you knows it Delia Smith,
Lying in your bed dropping blimps on your pubes,
Selling Draw to your mates but it’s really Oxo cubes,
When you’re cooking up draw, be quick don’t lick it,
Cause it’s really f***ing hot and it’ll burn your fingers.
This bloke said to me; “You haven’t got a clue,
About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you”,
I tried to see things from his point of view,
But I couldn’t fit my head up his asshole too,
The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff,
I knows if I smoke it, I’m gonna feel rough,
My lungs are f***ed and my throat is raw,
Cause the thing about Soap Bar; it’s f***ing hardcore.
Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I’ll smoke Soap Bar ‘till I f***ing die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that’s the best.
Well anyway I think it’s better myself to lean forwards,
When smoking Soap Bar, because you are less likely to Blim-Burn,
You know what I mean?
Innit, check it out man! I got some quality f***ing Gold-Seal for you, innit?
Shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside, right,
And then f***ing stick them in a teapot,
Makes a lovely cup of tea, that does.
What I do, stick a fag in the microwave, right,
You toke it up, you sticks the Draw on top,
And you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your f***ing head.
Yeah that’s like my f***ing lungs feel like,
They’re f***ing collapsing sometimes from the Soap Bar like,
You know?
Da Man Clay
T'Blades
- Dec 16, 2004
- 16,285
Best Of Me - Starting Line
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
Breathless - Jerry Lee Lewis
REDLAND
Active member
ALEXISONFIRE - Side Walk When She Walks
""Dressed to kill, you look so right
I am drunk with lust tonight
Your wounds are opening wide
And they might be just my size""
""Dressed to kill, you look so right
I am drunk with lust tonight
Your wounds are opening wide
And they might be just my size""
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
shine on you crazy diamond, pink floyd(pulse disc 1)
rip syd
rip syd
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
Stars on 45 - Stars on 45
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
Mozart Quintet in E Flat major.
His best piece of work according to the great man himself and who could disagree
His best piece of work according to the great man himself and who could disagree
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
Are we talking clarinet here?Dies Irae said:
Edit: I guess it's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quintet_in_E_flat_for_Piano_and_Winds
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Dave the OAP
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we are indeed sir