[Music] Your funeral music

[jakarta]

On the way in as punters taking their seats.



Half way through - need a proper Hymn



Exit to a lovely bit of ambient.

 

[WATFORD zero]

It really is simple. Three youtube clips

 

[Deadly Danson]

Just a video of Fabrizio saying - "He's Dead. 100% done. Here we go."

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I think you should go for a VAR review interlude in lieu of your middle bit

Maybe the celebrant can check a coffin side monitor before pointing to the coffin whilst a Decision Dead image is beamed overhead?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Just a video of Fabrizio saying - "He's Dead. 100% done. Here we go."

Heaven triggered the release clause.

 

[Algernon]

On the way in.


As the curtains close and the box disappears.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Just to confuse the vicar.

 

[cjd]

I don't want a funeral. I don't want any songs. I just want my body taken away ( asap) and burnt. Job done. I wont really be there will I...? What's the point in coming to see a dead body in a coffin...? I want my kids, grandkids , friends and family to see me while I'm alive. Dead....??...hmmmmmm...pointless.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I don't want a sing song, no eulogy, no mourning, I'll be dead so I don't really care, most certainly don't want some stranger preaching about my life....maybe a soundtrack of the dust cart doing a bin collection?
Then it's back for sarnies and a beer. Then, people getting on with their lives

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I don't want a funeral. I don't want any songs. I just want my body taken away ( asap) and burnt. Job done. I wont really be there will I...? What's the point in coming to see a dead body in a coffin...? I want my kids, grandkids , friends and family to see me while I'm alive. Dead....??...hmmmmmm...pointless.

Wow, miserable old scrote!

I don't want a sing song, no eulogy, no mourning, I'll be dead so I don't really care, most certainly don't want some stranger preaching about my life....maybe a soundtrack of the dust cart doing a bin collection?
Then it's back for sarnies and a beer. Then, people getting on with their lives

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

As the curtain comes round and I head off like an unwanted prize on Brucie’s Generation Game I’ve told the family I want this playing:

 

[Nottseagull]

I don't want a funeral. I don't want any songs. I just want my body taken away ( asap) and burnt. Job done. I wont really be there will I...? What's the point in coming to see a dead body in a coffin...? I want my kids, grandkids , friends and family to see me while I'm alive. Dead....??...hmmmmmm...pointless.

Funerals are perhaps the most important part of the grieving process, so just let them get on with it.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I'm not telling you muppets cause you'll just nick my songs and then my funeral will be commes les autres.

Suffice to say there wont be a dry eye in the gaff, you just wait.

Dry your eyes mate - The Streets?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Gershwin - Promenade (walking the dog).
Sussex by the Sea

 

[Is it PotG?]

A funeral should be a celebration where attendees have a good old goodbye then get plastered.

They want to hear music THEY know and like, not self-indulgent retrospective nostalgia.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Just to confuse the vicar.

Poor Vicar. Brings a whole new meaning to the idea of a stiff being in the coffin!

 

[Bodian]

In


Sitting in the middle contemplating things


Out

 

[Algernon]

Funerals are perhaps the most important part of the grieving process, so just let them get on with it.

Said the National Association of Funeral Directors.

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Atmosphere - Joy Division
Pure - Lightening Seeds
The Last Time - a song I’ve just finished recording which is about my Mum passing away last year and having to sell the family home earlier this year.

 

[Weststander]

Entering:



MIddle Bit:



Off we go:

Great taste!