Your FAVOURITE Speech ever.

[Skaville]

I give you, Ian Holloway. Take yer pick

I reckon the ball was travelling at 400mph, and I bet it burned the keeper's eyebrows off.

I mean no respect to Donatella. I'm sure she would not be flattered to hear she looks like Marc Bircham

I've got to get Dan Shittu ready for the Stoke game. I've told him to go to Iceland and ask if he can sit in one of their freezers

Right now, everything is going wrong for me - if I fell in a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb!

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season

I thought his bum cheeks looked very pert. If anybody's offended by that they ought to go and see the doctor. [on Joey Barton bearing all]

"To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren't the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee"

"When you're a manager it's a case of have suitcase will travel, and I certainly didn't want to travel with my trousers down."

"I always say that scoring goals is like driving a car. When the striker is going for goal, he's pushing down that accelerator, so the rest of the team has to come down off that clutch. If the clutch and the accelerator are down at the same time, then you are going to have an accident."

"I am a football manager. I can't see into the future. Last year I thought I was going to Cornwall on my holidays but I ended up going to Lyme Regis."

"Every dog has its day, and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark!"

And I think Mr. Incredible looks like Iain Dowie.

"I want to try and spread the support with my Bristol connection. Rovers are in the bottom division so why can't I try and convert some of them into Argyle fans? We're in the West Country so it's not that far away. Only two and a half hours away in a slow car, an hour and a half in a fast one - or 10 minutes in a rocket! As long as you aimed it right, you'd be down here really quickly. Don't land it on the pitch, though, because you'd ruin it!"

 

[NMH]

Obviously, this one

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But this is quite good too;

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[Questions]

Another one from Holloway

When a journalist enquired about his health, following a leave of absence, Holloway told him: "My arms withered and my body was covered with puss-like sores, but no matter how bad it got I consoled myself by remembering that I wasn't a Chelsea fan."

 

[Burgess Hill Seagulls]

Churchill:
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender

 

[RexCathedra]

The night Martin Luther King was killed in April of '68, there were riots in almost a hundred American cities -- but not in Indianapolis.

Here's why: Bobby Kennedy. (Youtube. Sorry about the Italian supertitles)

Planned the speech on the back of an envelope about 20 minutes before landing at the airport. His own security and the local authorities were adamant he not speak.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.