Your favourite random named footballer

[cjwoolven]

Porto's HULK.

 

[Two Professors]

Nyron Nosworthy.Thought it was the buck-toothed character off Red Dwarf when I first heard it.
(I know,Dwayne Dibley)

 

[Gully]

Played for Hearts a few years ago, a diminutive Angolan...Jose Quitongo...he used to fall over the ball more often than pass it, but scored an injury time equaliser against Celtic to assure himself of cult status.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Joseph Desire Job - Known as Gizza to his mates

 

[hola gus]

Jean Piere-Papan

 

[Taybha]

intheygo calderon

 

[seagullsdaz]

Shabazz Baidoo

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The Spooner-iffic Kenny Lunt.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

former Worthing FC player Jorge Lopes, or to use his full name: Leyziller Jorge Lopes De Arauji.....funnily enough my attepmts at getting people to sing a chant with his full name in failed miserably

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Exodus Geogheghan

 

[FlownWest]

Stern John

 

[HalfTimeOrange]

Carl Wachtmiester
Waldo Ponce
Demba Ba
Razvan Rat
Troy Archibald-Henville

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Jean-Christophe Misse-Misse

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Norman Conquest

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Former East German International Ralf Minge

Gillingham left-back John Nutter

Former Palmeiras defender Argelico Fucks, whose
transfer to top-flight Portugese football gave us the
marvelous - if somewhat inevitable - headline of
Fucks Off To Benfica (Eurosport)

 

[Monkster]

Carsten Jancker...never fails to make me chuckle

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Former East German International Ralf Minge

I'm not sure if it's the same guy or not but someone called Minge has just taken over as manager of one of the Bundesliga clubs.

Being German, of course, he should properly be addressed as Herr Minge....

 

[Was not Was]

Angel Rangel played v Albion for Swansea 2-3 years ago. Say it in a Spanish accent. Lovely.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Ricky van Wolfswinkel - Potent!

 

[tonymgc]

Former smoggie Lee Dong Gook

That Van Wolfswinkel is a great player as well