[Football] Your favourite Palace scumbag

[LlcoolJ]

I'd have gone for Simon Jordan. The silly orange prick lost £30m+ by trying to do the right thing for the club he supported. Unfortunately for him, it was Palace. The money hoovering spiv fest that masquerades as a football club did poor Simon hook line and sinker.

I laughed at the time, and he is a perma tanned, shit watch wearing, poncy car driving knob. But he did try to help his club and they shat on him from a great height.

The Palace way.

Wright shouldn't be on the list btw. He's Arsenal.

 

[sully]

Ha ****ing ha - the key word is "scumbag"

It’s weird how many seem to think that their favourite is someone they dislike.

I read the thread title as meaning someone who can be forgiven their Palace credentials, but maybe it’s me that’s got it wrong. The names in the poll suggest I’m right, though.

 

[Skaville]

It’s weird how many seem to think that their favourite is someone they dislike.

I read the thread title as meaning someone who can be forgiven their Palace credentials, but maybe it’s me that’s got it wrong. The names in the poll suggest I’m right, though.

Quite. Least favourite would have been Jordan, Bright, Hughton, Morrison, Allison etc

 

[maffew]

Got to be Pardew or
60 more scum bags here

Theres some alright scumbags in there actually. Ronnie Corbett definitely my new favourite one. Peter Davison came to my house once. Good find

 

[bobbab5]

Got to be Pardew or
60 more scum bags here

God, that list makes me feel sick, quite a few people on it that i actually like/d

 

[Simster]

Ian Wright - played for them for years, then moved to Arsenal. When at Arsenal, they played Palace on the last game of the season in which Palace needed a point to stay up. Not only did Wright score, he celebrated wildly in front of their fans thus tarnishing the memories they had of him. For this reason, plus the infectious enthusiasm he has for the game, I am a massive fan of Ian Wright. I only wish we'd taken him when we had the chance.

Steve Coppell - near-miracle worker for us before Reading stole him

Geoff Thomas - limited footballer, provided mirth for that miss v France, but above all he's just one of life's good guys. See his leukaemia related charity work after contracting it himself.

Southgate - ex NigeI he may be, but he's a Sussex lad doing a good job for the national team (nearly reaching the WC final) who has given Dunk his chance. He's also another of life's good guys, with dignity and manners. Hard to dislike.



Can't we have a thread dedicated to NigeIs we detest? Mark f**king Bright. What an absolute c**t he is.

 

[Jam The Man]

Geoff Thomas. I can't but smile every time I think of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUU0fSjXKCg

I was at that game. Shearer's first for England, Lineker's last at Wembley.

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lense]

The thread is surely about ex-Palace we might quite like? I used to (secretly) like Vince Hilaire - enjoyed watching him play. Of the list Southgate for me - just hard to dislike at all.

 

[Bob'n'weave]

Ah! One from my era of Palace hating. Add to that Billy Gilbert, Swindlehurst, Malcolm Allison and countless others who I can’t be arsed to name apart from that f***ing tw*t goalkeeping clown Burridge. Before the game against the Albion, in October 1978, he decided to show off his “gymnastics” routine to the crowd. Bellendery at it’s worst. And even worse we lost 3-1 and it was my birthday. Believe me, I want revenge on Tuesday night, in fact, I demand it.

I was at that game. Immense support for the Albion that day. Didn't a few Albion fans pop up in their end?
Quite a lively affair as I remember.

 

[el punal]

I was at that game. Immense support for the Albion that day. Didn't a few Albion fans pop up in their end?
Quite a lively affair as I remember.

Always lively in those days! I recall one incident, can’t remember which game, at Selhurst Park, when me and the missus were stuck in no-man’s land behind the goal - Whitehorse Lane end. Albion fans on the right of us and Palace on the left. Suddenly a load of bottles and other bits of shit came flying over us from both directions. As we were in the middle, eye of the storm scenario, we were unscathed. Peace and goodwill to all men it definitely was not!

 

[DIFFBROOK]

I quite like Suzanna Reid

 

[Peter Grummit]

Has to be Pardew the jigging nobdule.

Special mention for Mark 'Yes boss' NotsoBright

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Iain Dowie, meet him through business a fair bit, always a good laugh

 

[LlcoolJ]

I quite like Suzanna Reid

I did until I found out she was Palace.