Your contribution to Hughton's Riot Act at full time

[portlock seagull]

Players need a rocket up their...Spare the rod and all that...

Chris is about to read the riot act and has asked fans for contributions - what would you shout?
(1 sentence shouty stuff only, this is no time to ask for an autograph or where the cup final money went)

 

[Cold Gettin Dumb]

'What the f**cking hell have you f**cking done you silly plonkers?' Is what I'd say.

 

[Mackenzie]

Does he really have to say anything. The team should know.

 

[sir albion]

You all dog shite

 

[Yoda]

This

is called a goal.

This

is what you're meant to put in it.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Loose wheels?

 

[Taybha]

I love you Lewis xxxx But i love my St Bruno more xxxxxx

 

[Return of the Rev]

I would just stick on a tune!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkRAYL_-Www

 

[Stat Brother]

You all dog shite

WE'RE all dog shite.

Do you not remember ALL of last season?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Hopefully this means the pies won't go up next season now.

 

[AmexRuislip]

CH......"Who here in this dressing room, actually WANTS to play for Brighton in the premiership?"

Dressing room........."Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me and me."

CH........"Well start showing me that you want to play, or it my neck on the line......fact"
"By the way LD, get your head out of ass"

 

[portslade seagull]

WTF I set you up for a stirring 0-0 draw and you go and lose it ffs

 

[Acker79]

Hey guys. Come on. Eh?

 

[Gazwag]

I'd tell them to open their vast wallets and give every one of those fans who made the long trip at least £200 each to reimburse them

 

[AmexRuislip]

I'd tell them to open their vast wallets and give every one of those fans who made the long trip at least £200 each to reimburse them

Long trip to Bexhill, thats really something to look forward to, especially Sidley!!

 

[portlock seagull]

Update: Chris has read the contributions so far and the players simply laughed in response and asked for more money such is their contempt at the passionless meak and appeasing nature of Brightons lemming like support. They added they're only playing for a provincial club with no serious ambition and fans who are happy with their traditional third tier lot...and a plucky cup performance every other season whilst training strikers for bigger clubs in South London...

Still, do carry on with your 'withering' contributions everyone

 

[ferring seagull]

OK guys well it wasn't too good.

I'll ( CH ) get my coat !

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I'll talk to you Thursday morning

 

[Bozza]

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[Sheebo]

Good - well done Chris.