Your choice of beer at Falmer

[Buzzer]

I agree it shouldn't be a real ale festival, but there is no reason why the John Smiths on your list couldn't be taken out and a weak pissy real ale and strong real ale be put in its place.

You are one of the last people on here who I thought would have a fixed stereotype about real ale drinkers!

'sake! I'm fishing...


To be honest though, I really couldn't be drinking real ale at footie. Just doesn't sit right in the stomach for drinking lots and lots of it, eating crap food and then jumping around afterwards. And I really don't like mixing with away fans in a boozer beforehand.

And your farts WILL smell like dead badgers.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

okay, what will you sell?

I have provided a list a few posts up.

BTW I figure there is room for more than one self-styled arbiter of alcohol.

 

[Buzzer]

Stubble today, a weird beard tomorrow. And if you carry on drinking real ale you wont fit in your Diesel jeans.

Take a (strong)bow son, take a bow.

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

Stubble today, a weird beard tomorrow. And if you carry on drinking real ale you wont fit in your Diesel jeans.

I have a new fangled technology at home called a shaver, this keeps the stubble as stubble. I go to the gym so the Diesels won't be an issue either!

 

[The Large One]

'sake! I'm fishing...


To be honest though, I really couldn't be drinking real ale at footie. Just doesn't sit right in the stomach for drinking lots and lots of it, eating crap food and then jumping around afterwards. And I really don't like mixing with away fans in a boozer beforehand.

And your farts WILL smell like dead badgers.

Yep. Sorry 'bout that.

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

'sake! I'm fishing...


To be honest though, I really couldn't be drinking real ale at footie. Just doesn't sit right in the stomach for drinking lots and lots of it, eating crap food and then jumping around afterwards. And I really don't like mixing with away fans in a boozer beforehand.

And your farts WILL smell like dead badgers.

Sorry just smoked a spliff, so not concentrating. My farts smell like dead badgers even when I don't drink real ale.

I'm only bothered about the away fans depending on what sort of pub I am in, I think in a supporters club bar they shouldn't be a problem.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I have a new fangled technology at home called a shaver, this keeps the stubble as stubble. I go to the gym so the Diesels won't be an issue either!

Okay. I'll give you the benefit of doubt. If you promise to stick to this I'll let you into my bar.

 

[The Large One]

Okay. I'll give you the benefit of doubt. If you promise to stick to this I'll let you into my bar.

This bar better have shedload of northern soul playing...

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

Okay. I'll give you the benefit of doubt. If you promise to stick to this I'll let you into my bar.

I'll only come into your bar if you have female Morris Dancing lap-dancers there too.

Deal?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

This bar better have shedload of northern soul playing...

I was thinking The Clash?

Sorry, only joking. We can do soul, so bring your talc.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I'll only come into your bar if you have female Morris Dancing lap-dancers there too.

Deal?

You got a point here. We can train up Gully's Girls to do this.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Right, I've got to go now...to drink some lager funnily enough.

But, the fans have spoken and I trust that Atilla will be feeding back ALL the decisions which have been agreed on for Tubthumper's Lager Bar?

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

Right, I've got to go now...to drink some lager funnily enough.

But, the fans have spoken and I trust that Atilla will be feeding back ALL the decisions which have been agreed on for Tubthumper's Lager Bar?

I'm off to drink some real ale, but may have the odd bottle of Budvar instead.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

It's a footie stadium, not a real ale festival.

A weak pissy lager, a strong pissy lager, John Smiths, Guinness and Merrydown on tap.

Job done.

(bottle of coke and a wagon wheel for the kiddies, wine and J2O for the ladies.)


FFS - real ale. Last thing I want to do when watching the Albion is stand next to some bloke in sandals and a jumper knitted out of his pubes and whose farts smell like dead badgers.

Are you the same Ponce Mohammed Buzzer I met in the Bartons Arms the other week, when Attila was in there? The one that CAMRA voted Birmingham Pub of the Year?

 

[Buzzer]

Are you the same Ponce Mohammed Buzzer I met in the Bartons Arms the other week, when Attila was in there? The one that CAMRA voted Birmingham Pub of the Year?

Yep! Drinking pissy lager with Lokki7 and Bozza

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Yep! Drinking pissy lager with Lokki7 and Bozza

I don't need to know what you OLD FARTS were drinking. I was drinking real ale with a bunch of young people in their twenties.

 

[Questions]

It's a footie stadium, not a real ale festival.

A weak pissy lager, a strong pissy lager, John Smiths, Guinness and Merrydown on tap.

Job done.

(bottle of coke and a wagon wheel for the kiddies, wine and J2O for the ladies.)


FFS - real ale. Last thing I want to do when watching the Albion is stand next to some bloke in sandals and a jumper knitted out of his pubes and whose farts smell like dead badgers.

You`ll be in the family stand anyway so keep out of drinking threads.

 

[Buzzer]

Leading the kids astray, I see.

Socrates was accused of that - AND he died from drinking real ale. FACT.

 

[Buzzer]

You`ll be in the family stand anyway so keep out of drinking threads.

Nah. Main stand when Falmer comes. I really really miss not being able to swear at the Albion.

 

[Questions]

Nah. Main stand when Falmer comes. I really really miss not being able to swear at the Albion.

Funny you should say that actually Buzzer because I got told off for swearing in the family stand at the Saints game last week. I did apologise but it was sooooo hard with a tosser of a ref like we had.