Your blow-offs. Do you like the smell of your own ones?

[gregbrighton]

What do they smell like? Do you emit a long slow one or short quick blasts? Are they audible or silent? Where do you fart the most? In bed or on the sofa? Do you put your hand near to your bum and then sniff your hand? Do you let your missus part her buns then really let rtp into your face?

My farts smells like the Brexit campaign of fear and hatred...

Bet you're glad you clicked onto this thread!

 

[Justice]

You have many unhealthy issues that need addressing, probably with a psychiatrist.

 

[alfredmizen]

What do they smell like? Do you emit a long slow one or short quick blasts? Are they audible or silent? Where do you fart the most? In bed or on the sofa? Do you put your hand near to your bum and then sniff your hand? Do you let your missus part her buns then really let rtp into your face?

My farts smells like the Brexit campaign of fear and hatred...

Bet you're glad you clicked onto this thread!

You're a f**king weirdo....................

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

This thread will gather some momentum later after the initial inquests into the OP's state of mind....

For the record i do occasionally do a sniff test just to check the state of play......silent but violent ones are just that..

I don't let my missus get near me with hers......scientific fact that women's are worse than men's.

 

[maffew]

gregbrighton
gregbrighton is online now
Members
gregbrighton's Avatar

Join Date
Aug 2014
Location
Brighton
Posts
1,845

average 2.7 posts of SHITE per day

 

[ManOfSussex]

What do they smell like? Do you emit a long slow one or short quick blasts? Are they audible or silent? Where do you fart the most? In bed or on the sofa? Do you put your hand near to your bum and then sniff your hand? Do you let your missus part her buns then really let rtp into your face?

My farts smells like the Brexit campaign of fear and hatred...

Bet you're glad you clicked onto this thread!

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Fixtures announced 22nd June. Can't come soon enough.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Fixtures announced 22nd June. Can't come soon enough.

Rumour is Newcastle away and ending Forest home last 2 games of season..........could be true or could be like this thread.

 

[jackanada]

Sometimes they are stinky but oddly pleasant, like eating pheasant.
Other times they smell so foul, I run away and have to howl.

 

[gripper stebson]

The summer on NSC ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Lethargic]

Varies really I can go from plain air puffs to toxic chemical warfare. Surprisingly I tend to fart to excess when riding my motorbike.

Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk

 

[gregbrighton]

gregbrighton
gregbrighton is online now
Members
gregbrighton's Avatar

Join Date
Aug 2014
Location
Brighton
Posts
1,845



average 2.7 posts of SHITE per day

Thank you for your vote of confidence

 

[maffew]

Thank you for your vote of confidence

new average 2.74 posts of SHITE per day

 

[Mayonaise]

Firstly, I am not sure why I clicked on this thread - probably curious to see some of responses. Seriously though?

 

[gregbrighton]

new average 2.74 posts of SHITE per day

Don't be bitter now...you old fart!

 

[Javeaseagull]

I went to the Doctor cos I had wind. Told him they were silent and didn’t smell. He gave me some pills. I went back the next week and asked what was in those pills cos they smell terrible now. He said, “Now we’ve fixed your adenoids we’ll work on your hearing”

 

[OzMike]

Farts are like kids, you love your own but hate everyone elses.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Mods: can't this thread be moved to The Other Guff?

 

[Triggaaar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqURlQkFJKU

 

[maffew]

Just move this thread and a ban for crap