[Albion] Your best Percy Tau Facebook comment?

[Dave the OAP]

To be honest, what started as a a bit of fun with our saffer brethren has become a complete pain in the arse and it is almost impossible to read any Brighton and hove Albion FC official feed on social media.

A bit like any England CC social media post is trolled by millions of Indians telling us all how shit our team is and how their players are all godlike!

 

[driller]

I've heard about a certain type of necklace that is sometimes given to heretics

A Pearl one ?

 

[zefarelly]

Having met plenty of South African’s in my time, including a close friend, I would never have put sense of humour at the top of their list of attributes. This lot are brilliant though! Properly entertaining.

How diplomatically put sir. 5*

 

[zefarelly]

I went on there to say hi to our new SA friends and fifteen minuets later I appear to have purchased a 1976 Ford Cortina and married a nice lady from Cape Town

You've got to be careful with some of their old bangers. Their restoration of old Fords isn't up to much either.

 

[Binney on acid]

He shot, He scored,
He must be Percy Tau.

 

[Munkfish]

Brighton and Hove ALBINO

 

[bardo]

Look, in the end it's all about how many shirts we sell out on the Veldt, so don't knock it for Tony's sake!

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

If Brighton don't win we don't eat.

I was thinking they are going to get very hungry quickly.

Weight Watchers Champion 2021

 

[hampshirebrightonboy]

One I found assuming was

“Me and my grandmother used to sing Brighton songs outside the Amex during World War 2”

 

[SEWDONIM]

Have you seen instagram?

I'm not actually sure who's worse - the South Africans or the Iranians..it's horrific to read.

 

[heathgate]

It goes over my head but a lot of regular FB Albion posters are being promised ‘some land’ or ‘some property’ in SA by members of our new Tau fan club. Makes me laugh.

Depends who they are stealing the land from in the first place I guess.

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[heathgate]

Two i read yesterday.

BHA fan says i bet most of these SA fans don't know where Brighton is.

Reply Yer man you're 4th bottom in the EPL.


SA fan. Anderlecht have just lost thousands of fans they will miss us.

Reply Anderlecht fan no we won't.

Ask Bruges fans about this SA fan deluge.... it didn't go well.

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[heathgate]

Look, in the end it's all about how many shirts we sell out on the Veldt, so don't knock it for Tony's sake!

Only if they get the shirt for free, or a cheap knock off.... else they aren't interested....

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[heathgate]

He shot, He scored,
He must be Percy Tau.

He shot.... a cow
It must be Percy Tau.

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[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

I went on there to say hi to our new SA friends and fifteen minuets later I appear to have purchased a 1976 Ford Cortina and married a nice lady from Cape Town

You were fortunate - I purchased a nice lady from Cape Town and appear to have married a 1976 Ford Cortina.

Oh, well - upgrade on both fronts.

 

[Krusty]

Tsho Lo
Before my Great great grandmother died she said to my great grandmother, "tell your great grandson(me) to support Brighton and Hove Albion FC"����

WTAF

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I think that often the comments are funny but draw the line with the stupidity and inappropriate comments on the post about the club and it's use of the Amex for vaccine training.

 

[Gabbafella]

Brighton and Hove ALBINO

 

[highflyer]

Depends who they are stealing the land from in the first place I guess.

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You mean, originally?

 

[heathgate]

You mean, originally?

No, originally most of the recognised SA majority tribes migrated south from east africa... 11th c onwards, they stole the land from the now extinct or minority tribal groups.

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