[Albion] Your best Percy Tau Facebook comment?

[junior]

Those who follow the official club Facebook page can't have failed to notice the explosion of comments on literally any post the club puts out now. The majority of them have me in stitches. For a while i thought they were fake accounts posting random chuff, but the sheer amount of the means they must be genuine. I really wonder what would happen if they discover NSC?

So what are your favourite comments? I quite like this one from todays...

"As South Africans we need to prepare ourselves for chest pains This team is full of cows".

 

[Gazwag]

"Percy Tau is the only player that can pick Oranges from an Apple tree & make the best lemonade juice you've ever tasted"



Copywrite Samkelo Nyundu

 

[Ding Dong !]

" I supported Brighton before my parents met "

 

[Albion_Dave]

Pick Percy Tau and he will score from the halfway line, with his chest!

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Those who follow the official club Facebook page can't have failed to notice the explosion of comments on literally any post the club puts out now. The majority of them have me in stitches. For a while i thought they were fake accounts posting random chuff, but the sheer amount of the means they must be genuine. I really wonder what would happen if they discover NSC?

So what are your favourite comments? I quite like this one from todays...

"As South Africans we need to prepare ourselves for chest pains This team is full of cows".

Thanks for starting this thread. I'm not on Twitter or Facebook and would love to see more of these comments. They look hilarious.

 

[johanngull]

"I dumped my girlfriend because i wanted to focus on supporting Brighton Club."

"The only game worldwide that we are looking forward to and if Tau isn't there we definitely gonna watch a movie
We love our own"

"Lets win this match boys , if you lose the whole of South Africa will be angry and we will burn our stadiums and bridges , that's how big we love BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBINO"

 

[wehatepalace]

honestly the comments are brilliant, you have to scroll through a lot of posts to find an english name though !

 

[zefarelly]

"I dumped my girlfriend because i wanted to focus on supporting Brighton Club."

"

TBH, thinking back to my teens/early 20's, that was the norm! same went for gigs, scooter rallies etc etc.

 

[vagabond]

I enjoy that they contribute to every tweet even if it’s nothing about Percy Tau.

Love this bit of advice one SA fan solemnly gave to Ben White following the game:

[tweet]1348415662994173952[/tweet]

 

[Bozza]

It must come be a welcome boost to the club's social interactions, after all the Iran fans lost interest.

The true test will come when the club support any kind of sexual diversity campaign, such as rainbow laces. The boys from Iran weren't too keen on that for some reason.

 

[Seagull58]

It must come be a welcome boost to the club's social interactions, after all the Iran fans lost interest.

The true test will come when the club support any kind of sexual diversity campaign, such as rainbow laces. The boys from Iran weren't too keen on that for some reason.

The zulu boys, in particular, won't like that much but South Africa has an extremely liberal constitution and a very vocal and noticeable gay community. See Somizi as an example. He is a judge on South African Idols.

 

[m@goo]

They mostly seem to centre around giving Tau the armband/coaching role.

But:

"Brighton & Hove Albion was Nelson Mandela's favourite team."

"I've named my room Brighton & Hove Albion."

"Remove lions head from Premier League logo and replace with Tau's face!"

"Start Tau against Man City. We want to see who is best between him and De Bruyne."

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I'd welcome them on here. It's a lot better than some of the crap that gets posted here. They support their own, rather than slagging them off, so send a message out for the chakalaka eating fanboys.

 

[Del of Albion]

They mostly seem to centre around giving Tau the armband/coaching role.

But:

"Brighton & Hove Albion was Nelson Mandela's favourite team."

"I've named my room Brighton & Hove Albion."

"Remove lions head from Premier League logo and replace with Tau's face!"

"Start Tau against Man City. We want to see who is best between him and De Bruyne."

Just seen this one. Think it tops the lot! My first game as a Brighton supporter and I'm already having chest pains . I wonder how it feels like for those who've been supporting it for years

 

[m@goo]

I'm so tempted to post "Percy Tau is complete sh*t" just to see what reaction I get.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I'm so tempted to post "Percy Tau is complete sh*t" just to see what reaction I get.

I've heard about a certain type of necklace that is sometimes given to heretics

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I saw one earlier along the lines of 'Percy Tau once kicked the world like it was a football – and it's still spinning'

They are very funny comments/people.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

I'd welcome them on here. It's a lot better than some of the crap that gets posted here. They support their own, rather than slagging them off, so send a message out for the chakalaka eating fanboys.

Yes they seem like a decent bunch.
I love their fanatical and unwavering support of Percy tau and now they are BHAFC fans which is fantastic.

 

[JBizzle]

The best thing about this is that the South Africans have drowned out all of the UK based fans whining about whatever. The social media fanbase is a great place to be at the moment is you follow only the Official club channels

 

[vagabond]

The best thing about this is that the South Africans have drowned out all of the UK based fans whining about whatever. The social media fanbase is a great place to be at the moment is you follow only the Official club channels

So true.