I liked my avatar when I found it on ebay about 7 years ago (its a teddy bear usb stick)....its a bit how I feel sometimes with my head stuck in a pc...
Another vote for a teddy with its head in a washing machine from me. It's amazing that now you've said what it is you can see the other USB ports, DVD drive etc. Never noticed them before.
I think my avatar is pretty self explanatory too, but my username is a hybrid of Bedfordshire (where I live) and Sussex (born, raised and where my heart belongs).