your a joke club

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

palace2 - you are genuinely tragic. I'm not even comfortable belittling you (and I, like many others on here, could take you apart). You are clearly not very literate, and going from your pitiful posts, you may not quite be "all there". Thats not necessarily your fault, but you are now on a forum where you are publically humiliating yourself to a great many people. This is the internet. Your family could see this.

Please, gather up the bedraggled shreds of whatever is left of your dignity, shuffle off to that doorway, close it on your way out, and return to the general mongfest amongst your fellow fans on those Palace messageboards, where your crippling mental inadequacies will not be brutally exposed, but hopefully embraced.

Seriously, its for the best. You can't handle it here. Otherwise I fear within a week you will be found dead in a siding at East Croydon station with nothing but a blank, gurning grin on your spot-ridden face, and a sperm-stained photo of Lorraine Kelly covering your inadequate penis.

Thanks for popping in though. Ta-taa for now.

xx

As beautifully written as that is, Easy, I'm not sure he's going to a) be able to read it all in one sitting, and b) understand it(there's a lot of multiple syllabic words in there...). Still, I enjoyed reading it.

 

[simon swagbag]

Totally and utterly f***ing agree.

I used to travel home and away for years when I was younger- that being in the Goldstone days. And also when we were crap. I was a kid and lived at home, I could afford it.

I've hardly been to Withdean at all. I still get just as excited looking out for the results each week. Life has changed, I have commitments, and the Withdean location didn't help my desire to watch.

I feel i can justify the expenditure of a season ticket at Falmer. This is the case repeated thousands of times over. Former attendees (they have always been fans) are coming home. Good. And I don't think anyone will be chanting 'Glory, Glory Man Utd' at the Withdean....

Completely this.

I have never and will never be tempted to attach myself to any club other than BHAFC.

 

[Croydonbloke]

I've heard it all now.

Just heard on radio 5 live Palace are blaming The Crystals (their cheerleaders) for their poor form. Apparently they're distracting the players at half time

I can understand that reason, Lovely bunch of ladies in very tight hot pants and skimpy tops on show.

What do you lot have on show at half time? Maybe we should emulate you.

 

[Braders]

I can understand that reason, Lovely bunch of ladies in very tight hot pants and skimpy tops on show.

What do you lot have on show at half time? Maybe we should emulate you.

you're not kidding , wow.

 

[Chicken Run]

I can understand that reason, Lovely bunch of ladies in very tight hot pants and skimpy tops on show.

What do you lot have on show at half time? Maybe we should emulate you.

These

 

[Easy 10]

As beautifully written as that is, Easy, I'm not sure he's going to a) be able to read it all in one sitting, and b) understand it(there's a lot of multiple syllabic words in there...). Still, I enjoyed reading it.

Cheers GNLF.
I fear it was a complete waste of time posting it, but then again, thats what this site is for I suppose.

 

[chez]

I can understand that reason, Lovely bunch of ladies in very tight hot pants and skimpy tops on show.

What do you lot have on show at half time? Maybe we should emulate you.

Why are you blaming your dancers for your poor league position? Palace's home form has been pretty good hasn't it. It's your away form, when presumably the dancers aren'there that you tend to struggle.

 

[NMH]

Too confused....nonsense thread started by moron..... overload, must go lie down

 

[HoveHorace]

What I like most about this poster is when he was creating his account he obviously wanted the username 'palace'. Now I assume that was taken so after much thought, head scratching and soul searching he plumed for 'palace2'. Genius.

No SouthwickSeagull - I think he was trying to list the number of Palace away wins this season - and overcounted by one.

 

[Alfie87]

The only good thing about Man U is Eric Cantona!!

 

[sir albion]

Couldn't resist writing on here, live in Woodingdean brighton but croydon born palace fan and its f***ing disgusting to see the amount of man u, arsenal chelsea etc fans around me getting season tickets for you lot becasue 'it looks nice' my neighbor a man u fan passionate but getting a brighton season ticket and he insists to me he is not going to get hooked and support brighton huhhh!! wheres the logic. its just funny to see all the ' where were u when you where sh*t fans coming out' its true people that wouldnt even dream of seeing you are now suddenly hardened albion fans its pathetic id rather 10,000 die hard passionate fans than some some plastic man u chelsea arsenal fans resulting in you because its too expensive to see there proper team they support.

Just dont get too agitated when you see half the of falmer sitting when you score not interested. turning into another fulham cheap premier league football plastic fans that purely go for a game of football no passion. Living in brighton i can just see the amount of people who dont ever SUPPORT brighton getting season tickets its a joke like i said 'where were they when u where shit' you still are but still where have these lot been at withdean which has only just started selling out in years!!

good luck and cover your mouths at falmer if you feel yourself singing glory glory man united!!! JOKE CLUB

Its obvious we don't need these fans although every town and city has loads of these plastic fans

Thats why your crowds are at an all time low because the plastics don't care anymore.People keep saying these so called manure,chelsea etc fans but these are miniscule amounts of our fan base.

The percentage of so called plastic fans is not really worth thinking about

 

[redneb]

Am I missing something here. Surely people who fancy going along to your new Buck Rogers stadium who dont support Brighton can just buy a ticket per game, not get a ST. I doubt they would want to go to every game. That's what I'm gonna do.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

f*** off, there's no way you live in Woodingdean. Palace don't have any supporters outside Croydon, in fact its rare to meet anyone thats ever even f***ing heard of you outside Croydon.

Wanker.

you've just shown yourself up as a complete goon FFS get a grip !

 

[danwa08]

i know who you are........anyone want his mobile number?? and by the way what the f##k has it got to do with you your a jealous twat, walking round in your palace shirt, giving it all that, that your all going to come down and smash falmer up......BRING IT WE'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU TO KICK YOUR SORRY ARSES STRAIGHT BACK UP THE 23!!!!!

 

[danwa08]

"one man went to burn, went to burn the selhurst..."

 

[bhaexpress]

Am I missing something here. Surely people who fancy going along to your new Buck Rogers stadium who dont support Brighton can just buy a ticket per game, not get a ST. I doubt they would want to go to every game. That's what I'm gonna do.

As usual, you're wrong, it looks like the only place at the Amex with spare tickets will be the away section, not that you're likely to need to know that.

 

[bhaexpress]

you're not kidding , wow.

Well at least Palarse fans have an excuse for being a bunch of wankers.

 

[seagull_special]

No, thats his IQ

No SouthwickSeagull - I think he was trying to list the number of Palace away wins this season - and overcounted by one.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

you're not kidding , wow.

The tall one on the right, she has a face like a melted lump of plastic

 

[Hove Seagull]

Enjoy your big weekend away in Chesterfield next season. If your mummy lets you go.