[Misc] You’ll never believe just how many there are. Amazing.

[Dick Head]

I blame the internet - either that or people really are getting thicker. In the old days there weren't that many and they just used to sit in the corners of pubs muttering to themselves. If you walked too close they'd grab you and say something like "Do you know every single commercial jet airliner carries an atomic bomb so that in the event of war they can immediately be converted into bombers?". Now they've all got websites and YouTube channels and they can achieve a level of critical mass by appealing to fellow idiots. As you say: scary how many fall for it.

I'm dreading 21st July, 50 years since the first moon landing. They might as well declare it World Idiot Day as we're going to be bombarded with people who can 'prove' that all six landings were faked.

The photos look shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

 

[Megazone]

The amount of nits living in Zaha's pubic hair?

 

[Felpham Seagull]

Monopoly commissions?
An ignorant cyclists?
Green voters in Withdean?

 

[Felpham Seagull]

An Ignorant Cyclists?

 

[GT49er]

People stupid enough to think that people who disagree with them believe in unicorns?

 

[Felpham Seagull]

Monopoly commissions?
An ignorant cyclists?
Green voters in Withdean?

nice one Jock

 

[Felpham Seagull]

nice one Jock

Monopoly commissions?
An ignorant cyclists?
Green voters in Withdean?

Jocks in Brighton?

 

[DumLum]

People who don't wash their hands after taking a piss in a supermarket toilet.

It's those that don't wash their hands after a number 2 that worries me. Trust me it's loads of blokes.

People that teach their kids to cough and sneeze into their hands is another favourite of mine.

 

[Brightonfan1983]

There are just 1600 people with my name in the US?

http://howmanyofme.com/

 

[DumLum]

How many posters on NSC cannot spell our last Manager's name correctly?

Puotter's first name is going to be an issue for some of us this season also.

 

[Juan Albion]

The amount of nits living in Zaha's pubic hair?

Don't be silly, he has no pubic hair. It all got grazed off by the frequency of his dives. Along with his meat and 2 veg.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Fiver says he’s on about Flying Ants.

 

[BadFish]

When was it counted?

I’ve had my glass tube full of coloured sand from the Isle of Wight in a draw for 45 years. No one knocked on my door to do a count.

You were out!!

Could you count them now, it may tip the balance.

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[BadFish]

You don't end up with Boris leading the charge to be your leaders without a fair few idiots kicking about.

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[Raleigh Chopper]

Puotter's first name is going to be an issue for some of us this season also.

Not for me, Grayham Pottor is a nice easy one this time.

 

[AZ Gull]

There are just 1600 people with my name in the US?

http://howmanyofme.com/

24 for me.

And there are actually 14 Kerry Mayo's.

 

[Juan Albion]

1 or fewer of me. I'm pretty unique I guess.

 

[melias shoes]

Days until Christmas?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

You were out!!

Could you count them now, it may tip the balance.

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Ffs I got to 30678 large clack of thunder, jumped in the air knocking sand everywhere , lights went out. Now not only have I sand to collect up I’ve got to sort into colour then count it.

 

[Grombleton]

24 for me.

And there are actually 14 Kerry Mayo's.

26 of me!

I actually found one in the same Bowls club I'm a member of. Caused a ****tonne of complications come competition season, let me tell you.