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wait till leeds and Hartlepool

Daily Express | UK News :: Stand by for a 90mph battering



BRITAIN is set to be battered by severe storms and plunged into Arctic weather conditions this month.

Temperatures are expected to plummet as autumn quickly turns to winter after freak snow and hail storms hit the South of England last week.

The mercury could drop to -5C in some areas as Britain is buffeted by November winds of up to 90 miles per hour.

Experts warn that two “once in 20 years” mega-storms could strike.

WeatherAction says fierce conditions at sea will cause gales and tsunami-like waves to funnel down the east coast of Britain. The group’s Piers Corbyn said: “I am 95 per cent confident there will be severe storms in the North Atlantic/British Isles region in the periods around November 12-14 and November 25-28.

“There is a respective 70 per cent and 35 per cent chance that these storms will lead to a notable North Sea storm surge which could require emergency action in England and Holland.”

The Met Office, which does not give long-term predictions, says the North of England is set to be hit by gale-force winds.

Met forecaster Byron Chalcroft said: “Towards the end of this week and next week it will be getting increasingly unsettled and windy.” Floods have already hit many parts of the UK. Five people, including two children, were rescued from a minibus yesterday after it became stuck in deep, fast-flowing water in Dorset.

A farmer used a tractor to pull the bus and its passengers to safety.

A freak hail storm hit Devon and Cornwall on Thursday, causing 6ft-high drifts of hailstones and widespread flooding as the ice melted.

About 100 people were evacuated from their homes in Ottery St Mary, Devon, and 25 were airlifted to safety or rescued by firefighters.

The hailstones buried cars up to their roofs and the freezing conditions caused floodwater to form treacherous icy patches, leading to dozens of road accidents.

London was also hit, experiencing its first October snow for more than 70 years.

WeatherAction had predicted the devastating battering that England’s east coast took last year as London’s Thames Barrier was raised to protect the capital from waves surging up the river.

Flood defences in Suffolk were breached as East Anglia was hit by the biggest tidal surge for 50 years.

The Environment Agency said it was the worst weather to hit the UK since the great storm of 1953 which killed 307 people when a three-metre wall of water swamped Lincolnshire, Norfolk, Suffolk, Essex and Kent.
 




Scoffers

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Jan 13, 2004
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Burgess Hill
Express in overhyped weather report sensation

right, we I guess we can expect nice dry weather with a hint of sea breeze then
 






Marc

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Jul 6, 2003
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hmm I just did a google search for El Nino and I got this at the top of the screen:

Related searches:fernando torres

:???:
 




Dandyman

In London village.
wait till leeds and Hartlepool

Daily Express | UK News :: Stand by for a 90mph battering



BRITAIN is set to be battered by severe storms and plunged into Arctic weather conditions this month.

Temperatures are expected to plummet as autumn quickly turns to winter after freak snow and hail storms hit the South of England last week.

The mercury could drop to -5C in some areas as Britain is buffeted by November winds of up to 90 miles per hour.

Experts warn that two “once in 20 years” mega-storms could strike.

WeatherAction says fierce conditions at sea will cause gales and tsunami-like waves to funnel down the east coast of Britain. The group’s Piers Corbyn said: “I am 95 per cent confident there will be severe storms in the North Atlantic/British Isles region in the periods around November 12-14 and November 25-28.

“There is a respective 70 per cent and 35 per cent chance that these storms will lead to a notable North Sea storm surge which could require emergency action in England and Holland.”

The Met Office, which does not give long-term predictions, says the North of England is set to be hit by gale-force winds.

Met forecaster Byron Chalcroft said: “Towards the end of this week and next week it will be getting increasingly unsettled and windy.” Floods have already hit many parts of the UK. Five people, including two children, were rescued from a minibus yesterday after it became stuck in deep, fast-flowing water in Dorset.

A farmer used a tractor to pull the bus and its passengers to safety.

A freak hail storm hit Devon and Cornwall on Thursday, causing 6ft-high drifts of hailstones and widespread flooding as the ice melted.

About 100 people were evacuated from their homes in Ottery St Mary, Devon, and 25 were airlifted to safety or rescued by firefighters.

The hailstones buried cars up to their roofs and the freezing conditions caused floodwater to form treacherous icy patches, leading to dozens of road accidents.

London was also hit, experiencing its first October snow for more than 70 years.

WeatherAction had predicted the devastating battering that England’s east coast took last year as London’s Thames Barrier was raised to protect the capital from waves surging up the river.

Flood defences in Suffolk were breached as East Anglia was hit by the biggest tidal surge for 50 years.

The Environment Agency said it was the worst weather to hit the UK since the great storm of 1953 which killed 307 people when a three-metre wall of water swamped Lincolnshire, Norfolk, Suffolk, Essex and Kent.

That's all very well but where is this weeks Princess Di story ? You just can't rely on the Express to have the real news these days.
 


Carrot Cruncher

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Jul 30, 2003
5,053
Southampton, United Kingdom
That's all very well but where is this weeks Princess Di story ? You just can't rely on the Express to have the real news these days.

Did you not see the line "90 mph winds, similar to those which battered Paris on that fateful night in September, which could've caused the crash if they hadn't already been forced of the road by M15, the CIA, Prince Phillip and all the entrants in the 'Wacky Races'"?
 






Notters

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Oct 20, 2003
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Guiseley
The Environment Agency said it was the worst weather to hit the UK since the great storm of 1953 which killed 307 people when a three-metre wall of water swamped Lincolnshire, Norfolk, Suffolk, Essex and Kent.

Er, 1987 anyone? The weather in 1987 was far worse than in 1953 (but didn't cause a storm surge).
 


Scoffers

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Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill
Such a professional looking website with paypal requests in a prominent position

GLOBAL LONG RANGE WEATHER FORECASTERS

Great business idea that, create panic, drive people to your website to buy the report, marvellous

Im not sure about a 70% chance of a Storm Surge, I'd venture to suggest that this is 90% complete bollocks
 


Peteinblack

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Jun 3, 2004
4,143
Bath, Somerset.
BBC forecast for month ahead pedicts the exact opposite: falrly quiet weather overall, with temperatures slightly below average, and most of any rain falling in the north and west.

Still, weather forecasts are increasingly being hyped up to make them sound more exciting:

Any rain is often 'torrential rain'
Any snow is often 'blizzard conditions'
A clap or two of thunder is now always 'a violent thunderstorm'.

All to appeal to people with a two-second attention span.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 




Djmiles

Barndoor Holroyd
Dec 1, 2005
12,064
Kitchener, Canada
Express in overhyped weather report sensation

right, we I guess we can expect nice dry weather with a hint of sea breeze then

Sounds about right. If it's not the weather on the front page then it's Maddy, and if it's not Maddy then it's Princess Di.

:shootself:
 


Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,126
The democratic and free EU
*pedant alert*

How can 2 "once in 20 years" storms strike in a month?

First one covers the period Nov 21 1988 to Nov 20 2008.

Second covers us for Nov 21 2008 to Nov 20 2028.

Hope that helps.

However, we will probably also be able to squeeze in a couple of "once in a decade" storms, probably a "once in a century" cataclysm, and doubtless a handful of "worst storms since records began".
 










Peteinblack

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Jun 3, 2004
4,143
Bath, Somerset.
According to The Sun today, we had a WEEK's worth of rain on Saturday :nono:

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Surprised The Sun didn't say 'Some people got 4 inches on Saturday' - ooo errr, missus !

:p :p :p :p
 










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