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Stat Brother

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Who's supports did Casper have a 'disagreement' with last season?
 






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In light of recent events, I feel this thread NEEDS a :bounce:, now.

Our 7 (seven) is getting decimated right before our very eyes.
 




Husty

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Oct 18, 2008
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Indeed, Barnes and El-Abd would fight for the blue and white stripes.

I reckon Barnes would fight just about anything, Referees, Walls etc. He always used to give the ground a good punch after he'd gone down like a sack of shit so has had plenty of practice. I reckon it may well be his love of punching things in anger which has drawn him to Burnley.
 




Oct 25, 2003
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i reckon both ward and andrews have been in multiple pub fights

so both of them, crofts (when fit), upson (silent assasin), greer, maksimenko and the star man- Rohan "bloodbath" Ince
 




Husty

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Chicksen looks like he knows how to wield a katana as well should it come to it.
 




Oct 25, 2003
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It may be me not noticing but, apart from being huge Ince seems quite relaxed, calm and not very violent at all when he plays.

that's what he wants you to think.........

bears, gorillas, elephants, rhinos, tigers etc. are all pretty chilled out until you piss on off

then it's absolutely game over
 




Stat Brother

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A nice easy question:-

Where are we now?

Even easier answer:-

Considerably weaker.

Greer - Imperious with no threat to his throne.


Bruno - Hatstand mental, never should have got so close to the top spot.
Calde - Passionate and committed to the Albion.
Kaz - A loose cannon with a nice mix of the above.
Tommy K - Cos he's a goalie.
(Struggling already)

Ward - He ain't taking any bollox

I can't even get to 7.
Upson, Brez, Casper who :shrug:

I'm not buying Ince, as yet to see him do anything malicious.
Similar to Kemy & Andrews.
Hopefully March is 'chippy' as he's the last man before we get to the wallflowers.

Ulloa needs to be protected by the girls, of which there are many:-
Orlandi (not the face, not the face), Buckley, Chicksen, SD, JFC, Hoskins, CMS as protection.

A sad sad state of affairs.
 






Stat Brother

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The new Dave might contribute.

Jones if he's allowed in, too.
Players only, thanks to the last lot, the managerial team have to remain separate from the discussion.

But that's exactly the point, we're hoping a bit part player will contribute.
12 months ago he wouldn't even have got into the starting 11 without proving himself, let alone the top 7.
 






Stat Brother

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12 months ago.
T'was a lot easier back then.

What the hell, I make no apologies for the :bounce:, this thread does serve a purpose.

1 - It makes me laugh.
2 - I think there's something in it, a la Cullip's side.
c - It highlights an area we might end up lacking in.

El Abd
Greer - But for how much longer
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Barnes - eyeing a spot in the top 2.
Kuszczak - He's a goalie!
Bruno
Bridcutt
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Hammond
CMS - I'm still not convinced by this.

It's getting harder to find THE seven.

Although we have a strong bench, Calde - Dicker - Crofts - KLL - Casper.
Who are still sat behind the hardest loopiest management team in the division/country/continent/planet/known universe.
Delete as appropriate.
 


AZ Gull

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Oct 14, 2003
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A nice easy question:-

Where are we now?

Even easier answer:-

Considerably weaker.


I'm not so sure about that:-

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I reckon Dale Stephens knows how to handle himself.
 


Stat Brother

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I'm not so sure about that:-

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I reckon Dale Stephens knows how to handle himself.
We're talking about a squad that has had El Abd Barnes and Crofts ripped from it.

To replace them 3 on his own, Stephens would have had to have met Jessica Fletcher, more than once.
(one for the kids there)
 


grawhite

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I reckon Upson would be mad for it, he just looks like a total head case.
 




Mackenzie

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Dale won't back down.

Alright he's no man mountain, and has a unisex name, but he's growing a beard for goodness sake. A BEARD.
 


Husty

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Oct 18, 2008
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Really not easy this.

Greer - Obviously
Bruno - Ok he isn't the most physical but I'll echo earlier comments suggesting he goes a bit mental when you piss him off.
Ward - He's Irish, and his face says to me that he has seen a fight or two in his time.
Ince - From Whitechapel, has probably been in more fights than he has had hot dinners.

Kaz - Very angry with a big chip on his shoulder but would he actually be any good in a fight? Probably not.

I reckon if push came to shove (which obviously it would because it's a fight) that Ulloa would wade in but I really don't see Kuszczak being as up for it as earlier posts suggest.

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Hoskins & Crofts - Injured but would otherwise get involved.
Agustein - Does he even attend matches? Definitely would get involved if he was there. Probably to punch our management staff repeatedly.

Nathan Jones - Yes, hopefully he'd take a beating as well.
Oscar's Assistants - Both look permanently miserable (not really surprising) and I reckon at least one of them would be in the fracas.

This thread really does miss Barnes, he pretty much always looks up for a scrap.
 


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