You know you're in the Premier League when......

[Insel affe]

You know your Premiere League when you leave on 83 mins.....

Doh....

 

[mickybha]

when its a fact that most of the teams that will visit cost more than the Amex and lancing combined

 

[Mr Bridger]

You have snide shirts being made out in Asia

 

[DumLum]

You get called a glory hunter.

March
Gross
Dunk
All in your fantasy premier league team.

 

[Hillian1]

When family you haven't spoken to in years contact you to ask about buying tickets for Arsenal, Man U, Liverpool etc. (even though they support Palace)

 

[JC Footy Genius]

... you have to be a season ticket holder to get an away ticket.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

You lose interest in lower league football, which is a bit sad, but you can understand these fans of top six sides who genuinely have no idea who is in Division One or Two or even the Championship. It's not right, but it's the reality for a lot of PL fans.

 

[Eeyore]

When you remind grown adults that you have seen Albion beat Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal and Liverpool. Then they tell you that they weren't born at the time.

 

[Sussexscots]

When SASTA deliver a consistently efficient match day train service. May have to wait a while.

 

[ofco8]

When you have fewer games to watch than in the Championship and Football Leagues.

 

[Withdeanseagull]

You get more points than the team who finished third.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

When people stop asking 'But who are your Premier League team?' when you tell them you support Brighton.

I suspect this may continue to happen for a while. Maybe once we're top of the Prem, people might twig.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Apart from the little shit with the Chelsea shirt at the game yesterday. Also saw a little shit with a Real Madrid top on after the match.

He was sat just across from us and seemed to find the whole thing hilarious! As soon as RR spotted him, he was always going to go up into the stands! If he'd thought on his feet, the kiddie should have said he was a MASSIVE Izzy Brown fan and wanted to watch his favourite player. Or something...

 

[Yes Chef]

When every know all herbert in the pub offers an opinion on the Albion, having previously barely acknowledged our existence

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

You lose interest in lower league football, which is a bit sad, but you can understand these fans of top six sides who genuinely have no idea who is in Division One or Two or even the Championship. It's not right, but it's the reality for a lot of PL fans.

Actually, I'm thinking the opposite and supporting Shrewsbury Town this season and having Brighton as my "premier team" - only way I'm going to get to see any live footie this season ...

 

[patcham lad]

when some Plastic tells you your team is not worth much

 

[The_Viper]

When an all Brighton squad will be half competitive on FIFA 18.

 

[dazzer6666]

You get annoyed at Alan Shearer's comments about YOUR TEAM on Match of the Day, rather than being just annoyed with Shearer generally.

 

[Nixonator]

He was sat just across from us and seemed to find the whole thing hilarious! As soon as RR spotted him, he was always going to go up into the stands! If he'd thought on his feet, the kiddie should have said he was a MASSIVE Izzy Brown fan and wanted to watch his favourite player. Or something...

Instead he chose to 'dap' several times and looked even more of a knob than we all had assumed by his shirt.

Credit to RR for getting in a dig.

 

[Pavilionaire]

You can book a holiday anytime in April or May safe in the knowledge you're not going to miss the promotion party of the century