You know you're getting old

[Woodchip]

You and me both but I don't have many grey hairs like some I know.

It's distinguished Silver, not Grey.

 

[The Oldman]

I don't have grey hairs either but then I am bald

 

[bhaexpress]

I don't have grey hairs either but then I am bald

Well I confuse people as I have all my hair and virtually none of its grey. I'm older than LB amongst others but look younger. I put that down to immaturity !

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Yes you are quite immature, threading mittens with elastic through your coat sleeves is for 8 year olds

 

[bhaexpress]

Yes you are quite immature, threading mittens with elastic through your coat sleeves is for 8 year olds

Yes but thanks to the onset of senility I have to or I'd lose them.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

 

[The Large One]

You refer to people as 'sunshine' or 'moosh'.

 

[bhaexpress]

Mind you I may say that the rubber underwear is a fetish and not incontinence !

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Mind you I may say that the rubber underwear is a fetish and not incontinence !

Probably safest that way. Youngsters also seem so much cockier these days

 

[bhaexpress]

Probably safest that way. Youngsters also seem so much cockier these days

Yep, non slip drawers, you can't beat 'em. (I love the smell of hot rubber in the morning).

 

[Beach Hut]

Your undercarriage is considerably lower

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

You could buy a Fruit Salad or a Blackjack for one of these.

 

[Icy Gull]

You could buy a Fruit Salad or a Blackjack for one of these.

How depressing is that I can remember when you could buy 4 for a 1p or 2 gobstoppers instead

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

when this looks back in the mirror:

 

[NMH]

When you find that photo looks to you, like a nice bit of crumpet

 

[Everest]

You can remember the last time Brighton went away and won by three or more goals.

You can remember when Brighton scored 3 goals - anywhere.