You know you're getting old

[Icy Gull]

when you find that every record they play on radio 2 is on your Ipod

 

[dougdeep]

...when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.

 

[Brighton4eva]

you often repeat things.....you often repeat things.....you often repeat things

 

[dougdeep]

when you bend down to tie your laces, and think is there anything else you can do while your down there.

 

[Brighton4eva]

Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any

 

[dougdeep]

Bugger! Forgot what I was going to say.

 

[Brighton4eva]

Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.

 

[Everest]

when you bend down to tie your laces, and think is there anything else you can do while your down there.

and then need help to get back up again.

 

[Brighton4eva]

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

when you find that every record they play on radio 2 is on your Ipod

what is an i-pod ?



- that's when you know you are old.

 

[withdeanwombat]

The telegram arrives from the Queen,the care staff wipe your dribble off it and shout at you what it says.

 

[Gully]

You empty your bowels and urinate at 7.30 am on the dot, but don't get up until 8.00 am.

 

[Brighton4eva]

Your ears are hairier than your head

 

[Everest]

You empty your bowels and urinate at 7.30 am on the dot, but don't get up until 8.00 am.

By the sounds of it, half the people on here are already old then.

 

[dougdeep]

Girls feel safe with you.

 

[Gully]

dougdeep, is that because you are their grand-dad?

 

[zefarelly]

what was the thread about again ?

 

[Everest]

You start thinking about these as being trendy...

 

[dougdeep]

You get a rocking chair but can't get it to work.

 

[Shirty]

You keep turning the volume down on everything instead of up.