You know you're getting old when...

[lawros left foot]

Realising that a song you think is quite new, is twenty years old

 

[Lincoln Imp]

When you realise that The Times is aimed at people younger than you are.

 

[Nathan]

When a famous person dies who is around the same age as you and people stop saying 'he was young for his age'.

 

[DNB_Seagull]

I used to think piles was when you shit yourself.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You know you're getting older when the popes are looking younger.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

The extended recovery time for getting over anything. In fact, just getting over anything!

 

[BlockDpete]

When Cabinet Ministers start looking younger. Or you find yourself fancing the female ones.....

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

When you get up from the chair with an " aarrgghh " ! Surely a sign the best days are over now.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Grey ear and nose hair. Don't even mention the pubes. An ABOMINATION !

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In less than eighteen months, the DVLA will start issuing driving licences for people born in the year 2000

 

[Lady Whistledown]

When you get up from the chair with an " aarrgghh " ! Surely a sign the best days are over now.

I'm not going to lie.

I've noticed myself doing this

 

[The Grockle]

Your thai bride celebrates her 40th birthday.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'm not going to lie.

I've noticed myself doing this

I do it EVERYTIME now Edna ! Can't help it !

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I'm now growing hairs on the back of my hands

(But NOT the palms luckily )

 

[Lady Whistledown]

When the cashier at Tesco asks you for ID as you're buying a bottle of wine, and it makes your entire day.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Hairy back and Grey pubes. Not a winning combination.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

When the cashier at Tesco asks you for ID as you're buying a bottle of wine, and it makes your entire day.

And WHO told you this anecdote, pray tell

 

[Lady Whistledown]

And WHO told you this anecdote, pray tell

It happened to me a year or so ago.

When I stopped laughing, I realised she genuinely wasn't going to let me buy the wine if I didn't dig my driving licence out. Then she said "It's policy. We have to ask anybody who looks under twenty five".

Then I laughed even more.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

It happened to me a year or so ago.

When I stopped laughing, I realised she genuinely wasn't going to let me buy the wine if I didn't dig my driving licence out. Then she said "It's policy. We have to ask anybody who looks under twenty five".

Then I laughed even more.

That is GREAT Edna.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

When you look at the obitiaries to see if someone kuffed it before you.