You know your ballskin...

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Is it really stretchy and rubbery? Like pizza dough. I can pull mine pretty far, like until it goes all transparent and stuff. Then my mate on the bus the other night pulled his up through his zipper like batwings, it was amazing. I swear he could have got it over his head

 

[Deanbha]

Is it really stretchy and rubbery? Like pizza dough. I can pull mine pretty far, like until it goes all transparent and stuff. Then my mate on the bus the other night pulled his up through his zipper like batwings, it was amazing. I swear he could have got it over his head

I cut mine once with scissors trying to get the hanging pubes, i freaked!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Batwings ? , are you sure he is not a tranny ?

 

[Deanbha]

I had an ex girlfriend with batwings, i now know how doctor who feels stepping into the tardis.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

I know somebody who tried to circumcise themselves once.

No honestly, he did.

 

[Deanbha]

I know somebody who tried to circumcise themselves once.

No honestly, he did.

You didn't

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Let's keep it on topic lads

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

You didn't

No, I did not. It was somebody I went to school with,

 

[1066gull]

i went to the doctors and i got the all clear!

my nuts have never felt better as a result, i just think it used to be a mental fear there was something seriously wrong which probably restricted blood flow to my legs. (pins needles effect)

seriously anyone have any niggles you worry about, most likely it could be nothing like me but only a second opinion would get all the weight and worry off your mind

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

i went to the doctors and i got the all clear!

my nuts have never felt better as a result, i just think it used to be a mental fear there was something seriously wrong which probably restricted blood flow to my legs. (pins needles effect)

seriously anyone have any niggles you worry about, most likely it could be nothing like me but only a second opinion would get all the weight and worry off your mind

You went to the docs cos yours was too stretchy?

 

[tonymgc]

Mine looks like Nicky from big brothers chin

Only more stubbly

 

[Easy 10]

I've been trying to suss it for a while now, but I think I've cracked it. That last post revealed all. A light has finally come on.

Adrie IS Adrian Mole.

 

[alofbrighton]

I ripped mine climbing over a rusty five bar gate by the River Uck near Uckfield. The horizontal top bar collapsed and the upright went straight up the inside of my leg ripping my jeans and boxers and tearing my sack in the process...I am not kidding when I tell you I could see my plums jangling around and I nearly passed out next to a fallen oak tree.
On the way back we passed the Cock Inn much to my then girlfriends amusement...at the hospital I remember telling the girl on reception I had lacerated my scrotum.They used to have TV screens telling you how far down the waiting list you were and I went straight in at no.1. 6 stitches later and loads of injections to numb the pain and to prevent tetanus I went home literally with my tail between my legs! I worked at the Post Office at the time and the older blokes used to 'bench' the young lads...this involved mock doggy shagging over the sorting bench and grabbing hold of your balls at the same time...I was terrified when I went back to work, with two bruises the size of footballs on the inside of my legs.
I used to drink in the Snipe (remember that place anyone!?) and one of the lads party trick was to pull his scrotum out of his flies and trap it between his teeth.

 

[portlock seagull]

I ripped mine climbing over a rusty five bar gate by the River Uck near Uckfield. The horizontal top bar collapsed and the upright went straight up the inside of my leg ripping my jeans and boxers and tearing my sack in the process...I am not kidding when I tell you I could see my plums jangling around and I nearly passed out next to a fallen oak tree.
On the way back we passed the Cock Inn much to my then girlfriends amusement...at the hospital I remember telling the girl on reception I had lacerated my scrotum.They used to have TV screens telling you how far down the waiting list you were and I went straight in at no.1. 6 stitches later and loads of injections to numb the pain and to prevent tetanus I went home literally with my tail between my legs! I worked at the Post Office at the time and the older blokes used to 'bench' the young lads...this involved mock doggy shagging over the sorting bench and grabbing hold of your balls at the same time...I was terrified when I went back to work, with two bruises the size of footballs on the inside of my legs.
I used to drink in the Snipe (remember that place anyone!?) and one of the lads party trick was to pull his scrotum out of his flies and trap it between his teeth.

Sounds like you've wanted to get this off your chest for sometime

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Thank you all for sharing.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

 

[Deanbha]

 

[tonymgc]

Is that what was peering at me through your split shorts at Thorpe Park?

 

[brighton_girl87]

Is that what was peering at me through your split shorts at Thorpe Park?

Hahaha

 

[tonymgc]

Sorry mate i couldn't resist it