You Know When You're Getting Old When.........

[red star portslade]

Farting with confidence is a thing of the past

 

[KingstonSeagull]

old or drunk... Both apply....

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[British Bulldog]

Farting with confidence is a thing of the past

Oh dear has somebody followed through? Never mind it happens to the best of us.

 

[Dover]

At 45 and being given over 50's discount at the Duke of Yorks at the Komedia last week.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

When I went to pick up a repeat prescription last week and was told I no longer have to pay for it because I am now over 60.

And getting 25% discount in Specsavers for the same reason.

 

[daveinprague]

Suddenly realising that people giving out club flyers stop giving you them.

 

[Trufflehound]

1) I was on holiday in Tallinn recently, and going into one museum, when asking for two tickets, the young guy at the counter asked: "Seniors?"

With hindsight I should have said yes and got the discount, but I was too affronted at the time. (I'm 51, Mrs T still in her 40s...)

2) Was at the hairdresser last weekend, and have noticed he now trims inside my ears as well as around them... He does my eyebrows too.

 

[fat old seagull]

Falling asleep in the afternoon...like my grandad used to. Wondering whether its time to start sitting down to have a pee or just carry on playing 'Chase the Acorn'

 

[gripper stebson]

You have to set up a base camp half way up the WSU steps!

 

[skipper734]

Falling asleep in the afternoon...like my grandad used to. Wondering whether its time to start sitting down to have a pee or just carry on playing 'Chase the Acorn'

I sleep morning or afternoon, I'm not fussy. Sitting down to pee.........never occurred to me, so obviously I'm not that old!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Farting with confidence is a thing of the past

thats the best news of the day..... now I KNOW Im getting younger!

 

[Nathan]

You Know When You're Getting Old When.........

Sex takes a little bit too long.

 

[upthealbion1970]

You know you're getting old when you start a sentence with "when I was your age....."

 

[BBassic]

When you'd rather sit in on a Friday night watching crap telly than go out and party. Although, to be honest, I've been doing that all my life so maybe I've always been a grumpy old sod.

 

[grubbyhands]

Farting with confidence is a thing of the past

"Sharting" apparently. Does not apply when holidaying in Egypt though.

 

[Questions]

When you always make THAT groaning noise when you get up out of a chair or when you've been kneeling.

 

[Dover]

After that fist mouthful of tea in the morning, then sigh.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

1) I was on holiday in Tallinn recently, and going into one museum, when asking for two tickets, the young guy at the counter asked: "Seniors?"

With hindsight I should have said yes and got the discount, but I was too affronted at the time. (I'm 51, Mrs T still in her 40s...)

2) Was at the hairdresser last weekend, and have noticed he now trims inside my ears as well as around them... He does my eyebrows too.

I'd love to have enough hair to warrant a trip to the hairdresser!!

 

[fat old seagull]

You Know When You're Getting Old When.........

Sex takes a little bit too long.

....... to even contemplate !