You know when you're getting old when...

[dougdeep]

The lady stewards stop searching you at Withdean.

Any others?

 

[Robot Chicken]

Watching telly on a Saturday night is more enticing than hitting the town and going on the pull.

 

[dougdeep]

Your back goes out more often than you do.

 

[Frutos]

When you make that strange groaning noise whenever you bend down to pick something up.

 

[dougdeep]

You have to shave your damn ears.

 

[NMH]

When you make that strange groaning noise whenever you bend down to pick something up.

I make more of those reading NSC

 

[Yorkie]

You read the same old threads over and over again on Nsc.

 

[dougdeep]

You read the same old threads over and over again on Nsc.

Well stop posting them then!

 

[bhaexpress]

You read the same old threads over and over again on Nsc.

When you can't be bothered to look at the NSFW threads.

 

[Gully]

When you look at the thread about that female singer/rapper and realise that you are old enough to be her dad!

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

when you see a fit young bird walking round with a short skirt and a flimsy top and you think to yourself.....


....she'll catch her death of a cold wearing that

 

[Stinky Kat]

your old enough to be the father of the bands you are going to see at the black horse festival thia afternoon.

Richie you recommended YoungPlay so i am entering a yuff club on your word.

Hope they play all the young punks by the clash for me

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

... when you watch Grumpy Old Men and think: 'good point, well made'

 

[bhaexpress]

when you see a fit young bird walking round with a short skirt and a flimsy top and you think to yourself.....


....she'll catch her death of a cold wearing that

Brilliant !

 

[pasty]

Music is definatley the biggest sign of ageing. Don't know who it is by, but there was a cover of Supertramps Logical Song on the radio yesterday, and I was singing along quite merrily when my 14 year old wondered aloud "how the hell I knew the words to this"

 

[cjd]

When you,re telling someone a personal story,and you add the words......"and that was a lot of money in those days".

 

[dougdeep]

when you take a nap and people keep checking your pulse.

 

[seagurn]

You start taking notice of you're pension plan statements.........

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

When you,re telling someone a personal story,and you add the words......"and that was a lot of money in those days".

i did that yesterday

 

[Early Doors]

... when you watch Grumpy Old Men and think: 'good point, well made'

Glad it's not just me