You know that question about your ideal dinner guests .....

[Deleted User X18H]

 

[Alba Badger]

Those two, round your house, loaded gun but only one bullet.......

 

[LamieRobertson]

Is that you on the right?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

A sexist bigot and someone who definitely, definitely is not a bigot in any shape or form. Definitely not. No siree Bob.

 

[Stat Brother]

Those two, round your house, loaded gun but only one bullet.......

Put their heads next to each other.

I don't imagine there's enough in one to stop a bullet smashing through the other.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Corrected for a 'Full House'.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Those two, round your house, loaded gun but only one bullet.......

Myself? Bit extreme I admit, but it seems the only guaranteed escape route...

 

[Gwylan]

Not quite the same exalted level, but I once found myself standing at a bar with David Mellor on one side and Ross Kemp on the other

 

[ManOfSussex]

Put their heads next to each other.

I don't imagine there's enough in one to stop a bullet smashing through the other.

Their heads are too big though.

 

[MattBackHome]

Timbo your most recent press conference piece is excellent. I admire your Charlie Parker approach to grammar whereby you break with convention at will.

 

[AmexRuislip]

10-1 on Betfred that one of us is a ****

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Those two are still a better option than having to have dinner with Timmy

 

[Bry Nylon]

John McCririck, once memorably described as looking like a hedge dragged through a man backwards.

 

[hart's shirt]

It's amazing how some NSC threads just seem to resonate more with the passing of time.

What an excellent choice of two moderate, retiring types that could never be accused of pompous bluster and shameless self-aggrandizement.

How could any party, dinner or otherwise, fail to be successful with these two as ideals?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Corrected for a 'Full House'.

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It's the stuff of DREAMS!

And not in a good way.

 

[Guinness Boy]

What would you cook though? Maybe some Tesco Value chicken fillets, rare, with poorly heated frozen corn?

 

[LlcoolJ]

What would you cook though? Maybe some Tesco Value chicken fillets, rare, with poorly heated frozen corn?

Novichok sausages washed down with polonium tea.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Bozza trying to keep certain threads at bay...

 

[LlcoolJ]

Everyone should respect Bozza's wishes despite the fact that this person's actions are a total disgrace. There's always Twitter.

 

[madinthehead]

Everyone should respect Bozza's wishes despite the fact that this person's actions are a total disgrace. There's always Twitter.

#timmyforpm