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You know Jesus got stoned to death on the cross yeah?



CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,097
I've also spelt it Jesus when everyone with half a brain knows it's Jebus.
 




rool

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
6,031
I agree with Juan, anything that hurts would just be a distraction from the real pain however if you had itching powder or the seeds from rosehips thrown at you that would be real torture as you wouldn't be able to itch yourself without ripping your hand from the cross.

You poo would be a bit nasty too as you wouldn't be able to hold your nose.
 






Meade's Ball

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Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
Imagine being repeatedly struck with a bunch of these.


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Dandyman

In London village.
Jugs of Pimms, especially the ones with bits of mint in them.
 




CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,097
Dandyman said:
Jugs of Pimms, especially the ones with bits of mint in them.

I imagine the ice would well hurt! Things hurt more when you're cold too don't they.

Good one, Dandyman.
 




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