You have £ 1000 to invest on the Cheltenham Fesitval HERE to claim the NSC Crown

[Bozza]

You queried my returns for Hans. Was I wrong ?

Spot on, I think. He made it sounded like an outright win, not a place.

 

[Simster]

Oh here we go, you just don't miss an opportunity do you ? What exactly are you trying to say ? You just LOVE seeing a potential binfest , it really makes your day.

That really is a bit harsh Gareth!

Am I not allowed to laugh at the fact that "Uncle Spielberg is dead", yet starts a fantasy horse racing thread but has already decided to give up running it properly on day one of four?

Anyway, I'm off this thread now as annoyingly I've barely been on NSC all day and I don't want you having the front to flounce off and blame me for doing so, so I'll leave you to it.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

That really is a bit harsh Gareth!

Am I not allowed to laugh at the fact that "Uncle Spielberg is dead", yet starts a fantasy horse racing thread but has already decided to give up running it properly on day one of four?

Anyway, I'm off this thread now as annoyingly I've barely been on NSC all day and I don't want you having the front to flounce off and blame me for doing so, so I'll leave you to it.

I tried to reduce it as its taken me 4 hours this evening but I am good to my word and do not want to let the competitors down. You have to be honest to yourself and admit when you see me squirming it really gives you a buzz. I explained why I came back to post, to support the REMF Marathon team which I could not do if I was not allowed to post but if you think I have been untrue to my word and that gives you an opportunity to give me a good old kick in the kidneys be my guest I would expect nothing less.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Spot on, I think. He made it sounded like an outright win, not a place.

No worries Bozza. Its a heck of a job but the competition is shaping up well. Good luck tomorrow everyone.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Spot on, I think. He made it sounded like an outright win, not a place.

No I didn't. I said £100 e/w @ 20/1

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Hans all bets are settled at SP. What do you make it ?

 

[Simster]

Sorry I said "hilario but predictable", Gareth.

What a massive kick in the kidneys that must have been.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The full table, from 62 entrees.

1. Deano's right foot £ 2812
2. Triggaar £ 2400
3. Jbenno £ 1750
4. Blackadder £ 1600
5. Darters 74 £ 1569
6. Nathan £ 1414
7. Empire £ 1412
8. Labha £ 1300
9. Captain Gealish £ 1263
10. Narly 101 £ 1187
11. Sod 1 £ 1182
12. Mattbackhome £ 1180
13. Tony Towner's fridge £ 1156
14. Janbha £ 1100
15. Horsham Gull £ 1085
16. Bozza £ 1007
17. Herr Tubthumper £ 1000
18. Pot noodles for everyone £ 999
19. Lenny D £ 972
20. Uncle Spielberg £ 968.75
21. Taybha £ 950
22. Hans kraays fan club £ 900
23. Chucky 1973 £ 872
24. Bring back Brian Wade £ 872
24. Prawn sarnies £ 800
24. Beach Hut £ 800
24. Cecil £ 800
24. Murrayseagull £ 800
24. Hatterlovesbrighton £ 800
24. Hampden Park £ 800
24. Logan 89 £ 800
24. Basil Fawlty £ 800
32. Kev the rev £ 785
33. The peanut roaster £ 765
34. New carpet £ 700
34. Redbourne seagull £ 700
36. Wee pete £ 631
37. Sprinal £ 629
38. Abepoyet £ 600
39. Pseudonym £ 600
40. Porkypie £ 550
41. Tom Hark £ 500
41. Eees complicated £ 500
41. Lord bracknell £ 500
44. Sydney £ 450
45. Eees complicated no ? £ 425
46. Tybalt £ 345
46. Rotherham Seagull £ 345
48. Wildwood £ 303
49. Skipper 134 £ 100

13 people on £ 0

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

I tried to reduce it as its taken me 4 hours this evening but I am good to my word and do not want to let the competitors down. You have to be honest to yourself and admit when you see me squirming it really gives you a buzz. I explained why I came back to post, to support the REMF Marathon team which I could not do if I was not allowed to post but if you think I have been untrue to my word and that gives you an opportunity to give me a good old kick in the kidneys be my guest I would expect nothing less.

Bloody hell, the way you make it sound anyone would think there's a group of NSCers who do nothing all day except discuss your problems between themselves and how they can tease you about them.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Sorry I said "hilario but predictable", Gareth.

What a massive kick in the kidneys that must have been.

Simeon

What exactly was " hilario but predictable meant to mean ? ". I will tell you as you would not be honest. It means, here we go US is going off on one again and here is my chance to get the knife in. If not, why on earth post that ?

Just be honest at least. I would respect you more for that. You could not wait to have a pop. If someone gives me stick I have far more respect for them if they stand their ground rather than try and deny it when they are called. That is demeaning. Anyway I really cannot be arsed anymore to justify myself to people who cannot wait to stick the knife in.

Anyway back to the racing.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Bloody hell, the way you make it sound anyone would think there's a group of NSCers who do nothing all day except discuss your problems between themselves and how they can tease you about them.

If you say so.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Anyway can we get back on topic please.

 

[Beach Hut]

Anyway can we get back on topic please.

Yes we can, why is Prawn Sarnies above me when we both have £800 and I begin with a B and he a P ?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Yes we can, why is Prawn Sarnies above me when we both have £800 and I begin with a B and he a P ?

Sorry about that ! After you find all the winners tomorrow it will not be an issue anymore.

 

[Blackadder]

Blimey, 3 horses died today.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hans all bets are settled at SP. What do you make it ?

£900 is fine Gareth, thanks. I didn't appear in your original list, that's all.

 

[Bozza]

Blimey, 3 horses died today.

That's not Uncle Spielberg's fault too, is it?

 

[Blackadder]

That's not Uncle Spielberg's fault too, is it?

I couldn't possibly comment.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

That's not Uncle Spielberg's fault too, is it?

Probably

Look I am just sick and tired of all the bickering, winding up, trolling and flaming. FFS to all those people f***ing grow up. It is very tiresome and boring now. If you do not want to participate in a thread DO NOT. DO NOT open a thread that is of no interest with the sole intention of trying to start a binfest. Get a f***ing life or go and knit a jumper or something more constructive.

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

Chin up US old boy, you are doing a grand job

Probably

Look I am just sick and tired of all the bickering, winding up, trolling and flaming. FFS to all those people f***ing grow up. It is very tiresome and boring now. If you do not want to participate in a thread DO NOT. DO NOT open a thread that is of no interest with the sole intention of trying to start a binfest. Get a f***ing life or go and knit a jumper or something more constructive.