[Food] You can only choose 1 item from each shelf of the UK section in this Florida supermarket.

[OzMike]

No one likes Turkish Delight.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Heinz is an American company so why are their products on the UK shelf ? Equally baked beans have American origins.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Marmite
Jammie Dodgers
Fruit Pastilles
Lion Bar
Baked Beans
HP
Ribena

#winning

 

[Stat Brother]

Marmite
Jammie Dodgers
Fruit Pastilles
Lion Bar
Baked Beans
HP
Ribena

#winning

Nothing from the top shelf, sir?

 

[Bakero]

Heinz is an American company so why are their products on the UK shelf ? Equally baked beans have American origins.

Because Heinz baked beans are very British. American baked beans are apparently quite different.

 

[dazzer6666]

No one likes Turkish Delight.

Incorrect

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

No one likes Turkish Delight.

No one like that horrible rubbery Fry’s thing that masquerades as Turkish Delight.

Proper Turkish Delight though is wonderful.

 

[peterward]

Cream Crackers
Branston Pickle
Caramel wafers
Fruit Pastilles
Turkish Delight
Baked Beans
HP Brown Sauce
Yorkshire Tea

 

[BN9 BHA]

We have a Polish section here in Fav. Yum.

Yum?
Is Mr Sheen and Pledge tasty?

 

[Oh_aye]

A mix for shepherds pie.

This suggests a 'mix' is a thing.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Nothing from the top shelf, sir?

Add me to those who didn’t expand the picture.

Chocolate Digestives. Every. Single. Time.

 

[Oh_aye]

No one likes Turkish Delight.

Not even the Turkish

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Add me to those who didn’t expand the picture.

Chocolate Digestives. Every. Single. Time.

Milk or Dark?

If I were to come across that section in a shop in the middle of America, my first reaction would be DEVASTATION that they'd somehow neglected to stock dark chocolate hobnobs.

It'd be enough to make me seriously question my life choices that had led me to that point.

 

[MJsGhost]

Jacobs crackers
Mint sauce
Vinegar
Salad cream

You can keep the rest, thanks

 

[peterward]

No one likes Turkish Delight.

You calling me a no one!

I love em

 

[MJsGhost]

Nothing from the top shelf, sir?

Chocolate Digestives. Every. Single. Time.

Is that Razzle or Men Only? A special interest pregnancy edition?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Is that Razzle or Men Only? A special interest pregnancy edition?

I wonder if “eating the chocolate digestive” will ever be up there with “playing the rusty trombone”?

 

[Coxovi]

Sainsburys on lewes road has an American section. It's essentially a load of candy and junk.

Yeah, that’s about right.

 

[MJsGhost]

I wonder if “eating the chocolate digestive” will ever be up there with “playing the rusty trombone”?

Not even close.

Tromboning was more likely to be referred to as the Dirty Bristow in my (clearly lower brow) friendship circles.

Note to self: dig out Roger's Profanisaurus and put it back amongst the assorted shiterature next to the loo.

 

[Perfidious Albion]

Baked beans and Builders Tea , and forget the rest.